Guest cowboys own the redskins Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 HELLO ALL OF YOU REDSKINS FANS!!!!!!<br />ARE YOU READY TO LOSE YOUR 10TH AND 11TH<br />STRAIGHT??????<br />I HOPE YOU GOT PLENTY OF KLEENEX<br />FOR TURKEY DAY .....WHEN THE REDSKINS GET<br />GET STUFFED!!!!!!<br />COWBOYS OWN THE REDSKINS!!!!!!<br />49 WINS 31 LOSSES 2 TIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Behold the terrible, swift sword of <a href="http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame69.html" target="_blank">The Swarm.</a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CounterTre Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 <img src="http://www.roughriderz.com/Riderz/Hempy/recruits.jpg" alt="" /> <br /><br /> <img src="http://www.roughriderz.com/Riderz/Hempy/Jonesdrool.jpg" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 This fellow is quite obviously <a href="http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame46.html" target="_blank">Loopy</a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 I'll try to write this so you can understand it COOTR. Funny you selected that name for yourself there. I think we've got a Skeeter round these parts you may enjoy. <br /><br />But, to my response....<br /><br />WELCOME YOU SINGLE COWBOY FAN!!!!!!<br />I HOPE YOU ARE PREPEARED FOR ANOTHER 5-11 SEASON.<br />BUT, DON'T WORRY, MY MOMMY TELLS ME WINNING ISN'T EVERTHING. <br />IT'S THE ONLY THING DALLAS DOESN'T DO WELL SHE SAYS.<br />LAST PLACE ISN'T SO BAD THOUGH. AT LEAST IT'S SUNNY EH?<br />10-22 THE LAST TWO YEARS. BOY. I'D HATE TO BE YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptown Skins Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Dallas Cowboy's training facility........<br /><br /> <img src="http://www.archives.nysed.gov/virtual/exhibit/gov-prison.jpg" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Blue Star Ointment serves many purposes in the Dallas training room.<br /><br />*<br /><br />Of course, gentlemen, it could just be that somebody has a hankering to be a fat black sumo wrestler for a while ... has anyone seen Mick or bulldog in the same room with this guy? <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qcard Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Art:<br /><strong>I'll try to write this so you can understand it COOTR. Funny you selected that name for yourself there. I think we've got a Skeeter round these parts you may enjoy. <br /><br />But, to my response....<br /><br />WELCOME YOU SINGLE COWBOY FAN!!!!!!<br />I HOPE YOU ARE PREPEARED FOR ANOTHER 5-11 SEASON.<br />BUT, DON'T WORRY, MY MOMMY TELLS ME WINNING ISN'T EVERTHING. <br />IT'S THE ONLY THING DALLAS DOESN'T DO WELL SHE SAYS.<br />LAST PLACE ISN'T SO BAD THOUGH. AT LEAST IT'S SUNNY EH?<br />10-22 THE LAST TWO YEARS. BOY. I'D HATE TO BE YOU.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Your like a junky on crack. You awake from your slumber when a Cowboy fan appears. You must get woody every time a Cowboy fan talks trash.<br /> 10-22 . IS THAT ALL YOU GOT. ONE TRICK PONY. HOW ABOUT JUMPING JUMPING OVER THE FENCE INSTEAD OF REPEATEDLY GOING AROUND IT.<br />p.s. tired of the 0-9 saga. How about your unrealistic fans touting Sage and Weuferball like thewy are next coming of theismann is that his name hehe. 1 TRICK PONY 10-22. TRY SOMETHING ESLE<br />ARTTY "THE MODERATOR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 <img border="0" alt="[doh]" title="" src="graemlins/doh.gif" /> times two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKurp Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Steve Spurrier says things won't be as bad for the Cowboys this year. Instead of being in 5th place in the division they'll only be in fourth place from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 + <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> I'll let somebody else handle the unrealistic Q.B. expectations. Prefer not to be around when that glass house comes down.... again.<br /><br /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">IS THAT ALL YOU GOT. ONE TRICK PONY. HOW ABOUT JUMPING JUMPING OVER THE FENCE INSTEAD OF REPEATEDLY GOING AROUND IT.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">jumping jumping over the fence? <img border="0" alt="[question]" title="" src="graemlins/question.gif" /> <br />I'm trying to figure that one out but....I can't seem to quite get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 QCard,<br /><br />The beauty if your tirade is you don't even understand that I've only been a one-trick pony with you and other Dallas fans because, I haven't required a second counter to beat ya.<br /><br />When you give me something to worry about, I'll be sure to expand the debate to areas that will further confound and confuse you, making you focus on what I say at the expense of all else. You see, here you have guys making the cliche, "Dallas Crimeboys" jokes, which, normally rock a "Crackboy" fan into some outraged defense. <br /><br />But, I've got you so preoccupied with a simple 10-22, you're unable to see just how many tricks there are. As for Sage or Wuerffel, I'm on the record as fretting over the possibility of either running the show. I'm hopeful, sure, but, as you've even figured out, a fan is a hopeful sort.<br /><br />It's far more interesting in Dallas where Jones continues to bring in players to unseat his failed draft pick in Quincy Carter. How long until he's benched and ultimately cut do you think? Too bad he took a paycheck though, else he could go back to Georgia to try out for defensive back or something instead of playing behind someone at QB.<br /><br />See, Q, that's a whole 'nother pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Don't sweat it, rskin24. <br /><br />Remember Martin Short's greasy lawyer character on the old SNL? "It's him, right?"<br /><br />It is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkPSkins Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 yanno what even more funny out the trick pony 10-22? If you throw out the Redskins games due to whatever X-files factor is involved there, the Cowboys record against the rest of the NFL over the last two years is 6-22. And that includes thier four Arizona Cardinals Games. A last place schedule in 2001. Hmmmm...seems like a pretty good trick pony to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 lol Om<br /><br />Dallas fans- can't live with them....can live without them<br /><br />Say, what happened to ownership boy, was he "swarmed"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 I could've been a Cowboy fan, but I was disqualified. My parents didn't meet at a family reunion.<br /><br />How do you make the Dallas Cowboys stand up?<br />"Let the defendant please rise.."<br /><br />I'm always surprised when a Cowboy flames us like this - I didn't realize even trailer parks have internet access these days.<br /><br />Ya know, guys from other teams like One Dollar or Tom the Giants fan have so much more class than these useless mindless inbred flamers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Yes every time I see that star all I want to do is <img border="0" alt="[puke]" title="" src="graemlins/pukeface.gif" /> on it. Let's see the two BIGGEST games in the history of the REDSKINS/cowboys rivalry was the '72 (season) and '82 (season) NFC Championship games in which the REDSKINS won both of them 26-3 ('72) and 31-17 ('82). Now when these teams play each other in BIG games like these the REDSKINS always come out on top. <img border="0" alt="[box]" title="" src="graemlins/boxing.gif" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golgo-13 Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 did't I see you last night outside of 7-11 in your starter parka, buying a pack of Winstons and getting into your '87 Camero? I knew that was you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cowboys own the redskins Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by FunBunch2FunNGun:<br /><strong>Dallas Cowboy's training facility........<br /><br /> <img src="http://www.archives.nysed.gov/virtual/exhibit/gov-prison.jpg" alt="" /></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">YEAH!!!!JAIL IS THE COWBOYS' TRAINING FACILTY<br />BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS BEAT THE REDSKINS LIKE<br />HELPLESS WOMEN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 I see Cooter.<br /><br />In your life beating women is pretty routine is it? That's how you came up with that? I've met a ton of 121 pound Red Necks who after years of being pushed around physically and being unable to compete on any cerebral level, turn to whippin' up on the Misses or kicking the dog.<br /><br />I'm sure you know the guys who beat up on the Misses, which is why you came up with this as your first response. I'm guessing though, you've only got a dog to kick around in your life. Am I right, Cooter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cowboys own the redskins Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by riggo-toni:<br /><strong>I could've been a Cowboy fan, but I was disqualified. My parents didn't meet at a family reunion.<br /><br />How do you make the Dallas Cowboys stand up?<br />"Let the defendant please rise.."<br /><br />I'm always surprised when a Cowboy flames us like this - I didn't realize even trailer parks have internet access these days.<br /><br />Ya know, guys from other teams like One Dollar or<br /><br />COWBOYS ARE DEFENDANTS BECAUSE BEATING THE REDSKINS ARE LIKE BEATING UP ON WOMEN!!!!!<br /><br /> Tom the Giants fan have so much more class than these useless mindless inbred flamers...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Cooter, is this internet thing pretty confounding for you so far? After posting that and seeing how it came out, did you exclaim loudly, "What n tarnations?"<br /><br />Sometimes it helps to brush up on basic literacy and computer skills before attempting to dazzle those around you. I'm sure in your circles they say, "That Cooter, he sure is smart." But, remember, your circles are the ones the rest of us make fun of, so, take heed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cowboys own the redskins Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by CounterTre:<br /><strong> <img src="http://www.roughriderz.com/Riderz/Hempy/recruits.jpg" alt="" /> <br /><br /> <img src="http://www.roughriderz.com/Riderz/Hempy/Jonesdrool.jpg" alt="" /></strong>[/quote<br />WHAT'S A NINE LETTER WORD THAT DESCRIBES<br />THE REDSKINS???? B-I-G L-O-S-E-R-S!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Correct me if I'm wrong, bit isn't big losers 2 words in most places? <img border="0" title="" alt="[big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> Also, is that the best you can come up with in response to those pictures? Sort of like the all time classic comeback "Oh yea?"<br /> <br /> <small>[ April 05, 2002, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: Park City Skins ]</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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