daustin Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 I hear that in Cooter's neighborhood, a sign of affluence is a WORKING refrigerator on the front porch or more than four dogs live under your deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daustin Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 What do Cooter and a beer bottle have in common?<br /><br />...Both empty from the neck up.<br /><br />Why does Cooter have TGIF painted on his cowboy boots?<br /><br />....Toes Go In First.<br /><br />What does Cooter's dad call Cooter's mom?<br /><br />...sis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomar Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">hey fart!!!!<br />i happen to work in the health care field so<br />i'll see if redskin fans will receive mental<br />health benefits since you like to stereotype<br />cowboys fans as rednecks,maybe that should be<br />the new moniker for the redskins!!!!since they play like a bunch of retards and danny"cry-baby"<br />snyder acts like a misbegotten spoiled brat<br />he showed it when he went off like a crying<br />little girl at norv turner after a loss to dallas<br />and fires coaches like having his diapers change<br />be sure to dump the dirty diapers on the 50 yard<br />line at dead-ex field</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Good heavens...are you sure you "work" in the mental health care field? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daustin Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Cooter ... you work in the "health care field"<br /><br />Isn't that just a fancy way of saying you empty bed pans at the Greenbelt Old Folks Home?<br /><br />Sounds like the perfect job for trailer park trash like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cowboys own the redskins Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by SkinsMan:<br /><strong>Cooter ... you work in the "health care field"<br /><br />Isn't that just a fancy way of saying you empty bed pans at the Greenbelt Old Folks Home?<br /><br />Sounds like the perfect job for trailer park trash like you.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">We empty bedpans of redskins that got beat up real<br />badly by the cowboys, since the redskins have old<br />folks like darryl green and bruce"loser"smith.<br />trailer park trash would define the redskin cheerleaders and the redskins' logo looks like a<br />drunk prostitute. so i guess that makes the cowboys thier pimps, since they own the redskins<br />and we dump all bedpan remains on the redskins'<br />feminant logo on the fifty yard line at dead-ex field...... <img border="0" alt="[pimp]" title="" src="graemlins/pimp.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[pimp]" title="" src="graemlins/pimp.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[pimp]" title="" src="graemlins/pimp.gif" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cowboys own the redskins Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Originally posted by SkinsMan:<br /><strong>I hear that in Cooter's neighborhood, a sign of affluence is a WORKING refrigerator on the front porch or more than four dogs live under your deck.</strong>[/quote<br /><br />those dogs are danny snyder,steve spurrier,<br />darryl green and chump bailey:finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mardi gras skin Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Are we sure cooter is for real? He's like a reject looney toons character. One of the rejected early drafts of Yosemite Sam. <br /><br />I HOPE THEM THAR REDSKINS ARE PREPARED TA GIT THE BROOMS STUCK SOMEWHERES BETWEEN THEM WHEN THE COW BOYS SWEEP THEM UNDER THE RUG LIKE LINT DUST-MITES AND THE PIECES OF TRASH THEY ARE THE 10TH AND 11TH WIN<br />WILL BE THE COW BOYS!!!!! YEA MAN!!!<br /><br />I mean, the Sage family saga was for more believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Isn't the Slaughter Rule gonna apply to this thread at some point? <br /><br />"Mercy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daustin Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 What do Cooter's girl friends call him?<br /><br />...Shephard.<br /><br />What's Blue & White, 100 yards long and has 2 teeth?<br /><br />...The front row at Texas Stadium.<br /><br />Why does Cooter's mom only change his diaper once each month?<br /><br />...'cause the box says, good for 16 - 20 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CounterTre Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Man who pissed in this kid's gene pool? What was that stat Art? 10-22?? <br /><br /> <img src="http://www.roughriderz.com/Riderz/Hempy/Boo.jpg" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtlSkin Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Try at least not to act like you're sharp as marble on your football knowledge. When you rag on the likes of Darrell, Champ and Bruce you look QUITE the fool. All of those guys are better then anyone on your squad at those same positions. <br /><br />HTTR!<br />FTT!!!!!!!!!!!<br />HBTD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cowboys own the redskins Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by CounterTre:<br /><strong> <img src="http://www.roughriderz.com/Riderz/Hempy/recruits.jpg" alt="" /> <br /><br /> <img src="http://www.roughriderz.com/Riderz/Hempy/Jonesdrool.jpg" alt="" /></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">coke head,eh???<br />i guess we cowboy fans are sipping a cold glass<br />of "coke" while watching the cowboys bust the redskins upside their "heads" AGAIN!!!!!<br />jerry jones drunk for joy following the 10th<br />11th victory over those losers known as the redskins:cheers: <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daustin Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 The last time Cooter saw his daddy, he was picking up trash while chained to 3 other men.<br /><br />The time before that, he walked Cooter to school 'cause they was in the same grade.<br /><br />Based on Cooter's vast football knowledge ... he thinks a quarterback is a refund you get at 7-11.<br /><br />Cooter's recent/frequent appearences on the ExtreamSkins message board are the result of the UFO Hotline limiting him to one call per day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CounterTre Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 "Sorry CT.<br /><br />We try to keep blatant profanity to a minimum. Good picture though <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> "<br /><br />Art<br /><br />No problem bud, I kinda figured that might cross the line. That pick just cracks me up:) Sorry bout that:)<br /> <br /> <small>[ April 09, 2002, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: CounterTre ]</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 You remind me of a walking, talking piece of crap. You like to correct peoples spelling. What the hell does "feminant" mean. I am not in the medical field, so that one might be over my head. Please explain. Lets call this guy Gaylord Faucker, the male nurse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mardi gras skin Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 The picture of Jerry is definitely not a future omen. THAT picture is of the face God gave him. He replaced his face with shrink wrap a while back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 <br /> <br /> <small>[ April 09, 2002, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: Smoot21 ]</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 <img border="0" alt="[doh]" title="" src="graemlins/doh.gif" /> Again. I tend to agree Om. However, until the rule is applied. C.T. , that would be more along the lines of "gene damp cloth", I think. <br /><br />Actually, upon further review, i think that's about enough for me. Have fun. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /><br /> <br /> <small>[ April 09, 2002, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Park City Skins ]</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Mercy killing and Tailgate, here we go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Well, if anything it could liven up the Tailgate Report weekly wrap up. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Euthandallas. The right thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cowboys own the redskins Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by SkinsMan:<br /><strong>The last time Cooter saw his daddy, he was picking up trash while chained to 3 other men.<br /><br />The time before that, he walked Cooter to school 'cause they was in the same grade.<br /><br />Based on Cooter's vast football knowledge ... he thinks a quarterback is a refund you get at 7-11.<br /><br />Cooter's recent/frequent appearences on the ExtreamSkins message board are the result of the UFO Hotline limiting him to one call per day!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">here's knowledge that is food for thought.<br />redskins trail the all time series 31-49-2<br />which includes 9 losses in a row to the masters<br />of the redskins,which is their owner, the Dallas<br />Cowboys!!!!! <img border="0" alt="[finger]" title="" src="graemlins/finger.gif" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Before this board is murdered, think of all the wonder benefits it would bring to society.<br />There would never be a depressed person in the world again if they saw this string. Cooter is guarenteed to make anyone laugh with his infinate wisdom!<br />And the pics! Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daustin Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 What's the difference between Cooter's mom and a sperm whale?<br /><br />...I don't know of any difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cowboys own the redskins Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by SkinsMan:<br /><strong>What do Cooter's girl friends call him?<br /><br />...Shephard.<br /><br />What's Blue & White, 100 yards long and has 2 teeth?<br /><br />...The front row at Texas Stadium.<br /><br />Why does Cooter's mom only change his diaper once each month?<br /><br />...'cause the box says, good for 16 - 20 pounds.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">what's burgandy and gold 100 yards long and wears<br />diapers and sucks a pacifier????<br />the all of the redskins fans crying at dead-ex<br />field after another cowboys victory:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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