Kilmer17 Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4022&n=1&bypass=1 According to the poll, 46 percent of the registered voters surveyed would vote against Bush if the election were held tomorrow, while 45 percent said they were ready to vote against Kerry. Factoring in the 2 percent margin of error, the two candidates are essentially deadlocked in the race to determine which candidate America doesn't support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 So friggin true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 sad but true. Line up both guys and just find out who has less negatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WallyG3 Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by Bufford 3.3 sad but true. Line up both guys and just find out who has less negatives. That's what I do for EVERY election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funnyperson1 Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Yeah it is pretty sad that either political party couldn't field a canidate that didn't suck. I personally liked John Edwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Yeah atleast John Edwards can talk to the ghost of President past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Last I checked it is June 2nd, so wake me on September 30th for the first poll that might matter :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 For some reason in Elections the Cream doesnt rise to the top. It just curdles... just look at the expressions on their face.. you can tell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by jbooma Last I checked it is June 2nd, so wake me on September 30th for the first poll that might matter :doh: ladies and gents. I give you...........The Man Who Doesn't Get it! Its the Onion. Its not a real poll. Its a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by Bufford 3.3 ladies and gents. I give you...........The Man Who Doesn't Get it! Its the Onion. Its not a real poll. Its a joke. Buff I know that but you and others are always looking at the election results page every hour to see if someone has a new state. :doh: Enough with the polling posts untill it matters, then again the polls are never accurate to begin with. I wonder if some of the people saying our economy is so bad, if they put as much effort to attack the current government and posting on this site into finding a better job they might have some luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 ITS NOT A POLL! Its a joke. Jeez...............................its the Onion. check it out. www.theonion.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by Bufford 3.3 ITS NOT A POLL! Its a joke. Jeez...............................its the Onion. check it out. www.theonion.com Bubba I know it is the onion, I was referring to poll posts on this site in general, you need to think outside the box sometimes :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Any Douglas Adams fans here? ‘No,’ said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, ‘nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.’‘Odd,’ said Arthur, ‘I thought you said it was a democracy.’ ‘I did,’ said Ford. ‘It is.’ ‘So,’ said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, ‘why don’t people get rid of the lizards?’ ‘It honestly doesn’t occur to them,’ said Ford. ‘They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.’ ‘You mean they actually vote for the lizards?’ ‘Oh yes,’ said Ford with a shrug, ‘of course.’ ‘But,’ said Arthur, going for the big one again, ‘why?’ ‘Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,’ said Ford, ‘the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rook Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by funnyperson1 Yeah it is pretty sad that either political party couldn't field a canidate that didn't suck. I like what Lewis Black said on his HBO special. Democrats - the party of no ideas Republicans - the party of bad ideas :laugh: :cry: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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