Jonathan Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE New York, NY 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights excluding 2nd Amendment) 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM Freedom Fries served 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only) 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires 9:30 PM break for secret meetings 10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM Karl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple 10:30 PM Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho Even When You Feel Squishy Inside 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare 10:40 PM John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy 11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata 11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again 11:35 PM Blame Clinton 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 This would be called posting the same info under two different headings. A proud product of publick skool I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted May 23, 2004 Author Share Posted May 23, 2004 Sarge, you are so right - this is the same posting. You must be a proud product of a private school - congratulations! I did post that again because I thought my original heading didn't capture the meaning of the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 You can change the title of your post if you want. Just hit your edit buttton in the upper right hand corner of your post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 It actually should be posted a third time. Everything in government is done in triplicate. jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 This is clearly a fake. It will never take until almost noon to start blaming Clinton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by JimboDaMan This is clearly a fake. It will never take until almost noon to start blaming Clinton. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 BTW, anybody seen those 'skins t-shirts I read about: "Clinton: Eight more years"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 2004 Democratic National Committee Convention - Official Program 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:00pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton 6:30pm - Antiwar concert by Barbra Streisand. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany. 7:45pm - Antiwar rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples) 9:30pm - * Intermission * 10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins 10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' 10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). 11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefhogskin48 Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 :laugh: Sarge, I bet you could come up with a fully-scheduled weekend sympoium of the DNC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Notice the Republicans: milk and cookies, religion, reviving an OD victim... what nice people Notice the Demcrats: Drinking, debauchery, screaming, anti-religion... Im going for the milk and cookies.... it seems to be a lil nice place to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Classic stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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