Need advice for Chicago trip

[PleaseBlitz]

Obviously, go stroll around Grant Park, there is a lot of cool stuff there, including the Adler Planetarium, Shedd Aquarium, Buckingham Fountain and the Bean. 

[CobraCommander]

One thing I used to do with my wife is go to the top of the Han**** tower. You can pay to go up to the observatory or you can skip that line and go to the bar which has a great view. That elevator is free, the only thing you have to do is buy a drink when you get up there. So either you pay for the view at the observation deck(for suckers), or you get a seat and ****tail for basically the same amount of money. 

 

Apparently the women's restroom has the best view but they wouldn't let me in there. 

 

 

*I gotta say **** is one of the profanity filter things that bugs me. You can go to the top of the HanPenis tower for some PenisTails!

Edited January 26, 2023 by CobraCommander

[The Evil Genius]

Find a good Irish pub and sample the whiskeys and beers (and food). My best childhood friend married an Irishman and he's now the executive chef at The Kerryman,  located in Chicago's River North district. Heard good things (obviously I am biased) about it.

 

https://m.thekerrymanchicago.com/

Edited January 26, 2023 by The Evil Genius

[Corcaigh]

20 hours ago, Corcaigh said:

Put your feet on the AC …

 

 

 

8 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said:

A hotel where you can prop your feet on the A/C so it blows on your junk.

 

You guys are slackers, talking about Wrigley and food and ****.  GIVE ME BACK MY TAILGATE