ItaliaMuscle Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Our Coach, who art in Washington, Gruden be thy name, thy draft pick come, thy selection not dumb for turf or on any gridiron... Give us this day that we pray on each hour, and forgive us our scrutiny as we forgive those who scrutinize against us (except Dallas, Philly, and NY fans). Leads us not out of contention, and deliver us from Dan Snyder. Hail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Amen. Hallelujah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Shouldn't the prayer have mentioned Scot? Thought I suspect it's equally efficacious no matter who you mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Bless us O Scott, And these thy picks Which we are about to receive from thy draft bounty Through trading down. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 And let's add the doxology for our Protestant fans: "For the kingdom, the power and the glory are yours, now and until your contract runs out. Amen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 so dumb I'm not even religulous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasRoane Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 My prayer is that Scot would trade all our draft picks for the Holy Handgrenade. That with it we might bloweth the cowpies and mara the mangina into tiny bits. In His mercy. And the Lord shall grin and we shall feast on rest of our unholy opponents. Amen https://youtu.be/xOrgLj9lOwk Crap, I forgot how to embed a video. How do we do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanskins Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Very nicely done Italia!! Hallelujah and an AMEN from the back row! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail4Life Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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