Albert Haynesworth vs. Kenny Powers… Who has a better chance at resurrecting their career?(NSFW)

[LaRonDontLikeUgly]

We all know KP is

to suck his dream's **** and play some AA ball in the springtime…. Fat Albert's future is uncertain at this point, but we can all rest assure that he's going to get his 'fresh' start somewhere else next year.

So which of these two legendary, hi-caliber professional athletes will successfully revive their careers and win back the hearts of millions of disappointed fans?

My vote is Kenny, and here is why:

Kenny impregnated the girl of his dreams and gained a new outlook on his life and priorities… While Albert was only able to impregnate a

.

Kenny shoots 'roids on the reg, while the only things coursing through Albert's veins are bacon grease and hollandaise sauce.

Kenny has top assistant Stevie Janowski working by his side… and Albert clowns around with that anonymous

Chad Speck.

Kenny gained

and learned many new things on his spiritual conquest of Mexico… while Albert was busy learning every item on Ruby Tuesday's menu.

Kenny's All-American jetski will outrun Albert's flamer boat any day of the week.

So, with that being said…

HAYNESWORTH, YOU ARE ****ING OUT!

:point2sky

[BrandonJ83]

I agree. Kenny Powers is the man. I hope I can meet them when they come to Myrtle Beach, I'm down there every weekend.

[NavyDave]

Who is Kenny Powers???

[Luca Brasi]

Who is Kenny Powers???

Kenny ****ing Powers!!!

[LaRonDontLikeUgly]

Who is Kenny Powers???

Only the greatest professional athlete to ever grip a baseball and throw it faster than ****.

(here's a trailer... best show on television:

)

[Nokeman]

Ugly, this is an absolutely hilarious post. And the parellel between these two wonderful human beings is uncanny. If only we could ship Albert to mexico for good, all of the worlds problems would be solved forever.

Oh and my vote is, without a doubt, Kenny FU****G Powers!!

[KAZEstrong]

Who is Kenny Powers???

WHO. IS. KENNY. POWERS..... La Flama Blanca? El Negro Hombre? ring any bells? lol

[mnb123]

why buy a boat thats that expensive and make it that ugly?

[WSHRedskins3ATLBraves3]

You know it's Kenny! He is filthy.

[MWLthe1st]

"Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a ****?"

-Haynesworth or Powers ?

[laxpck]

The is no I in team but there is a U in ****, so stop being jealous little ****s.

[scskin]

One is from SC and the other is coming to SC. That's alot of ego to deal with. I'll go with Kenny"MF" Powers.

[JPCreativelab]

i completely approve of every molecule of this thread.

---------- Post added December-8th-2010 at 03:35 PM ----------

...pole smokers were toppled!

Haynesworth would unfortunately fall into the pole smokers category.

[dockeryfan]

"If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. "

Kenny MotherEFing Powers

[LaRonDontLikeUgly]

Haynesworth a few days before signing with the Skins...

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Great thread. Thank you.

I vote for Kenny btw. His mind might be ****ed, but he's got heart.

[holmester]

Kenny ****ing Powers of course. Al is 368 lb's of :pooh: in a 5 lb bag.

[blindlywewander]

Kenny ****ing Powers. KFP, baby. Let me explain my answer with this quote from the legend himself:

"Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than ****. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my *** and suck my ****. Everyone."

[jfriedenthal]

"Come join me on this hispanic adventure"

[wpns3/5]

How long until Albert is wearing a Schaeffer BMW jersey and signing posters for customers? Wooo!

****Do not watch at work or around young children****

[dockeryfan]

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[CrypticVillain]

Kenny Powders.....Kenny Power......Kenny Powders!!!

[wpns3/5]

Bumping this thread to keep it going!

[LaRonDontLikeUgly]

"Know that you’ll never, ever... EVER reach the heights that you’re gonna reach tonight. But you can leave here knowing that you helped Kenny Powers’ dreams come true... For a bunch of Mexican baseball players... that ain’t too bad..." - Kenny Haynesworth

[planter]

Albert would be a good bargain for the Eagles.

Skins defense should humiliate itself for a few a more games and really teach Albert a lesson !

L.a.u.g.h.i.n.g.s.t.o.c.k.s.........