China Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Sheboygan Police: Woman Bites Off Man's Tongue During Kiss SHEBOYGAN - A man from Sheboygan has gone to have his tongue re-attached at Froedtert Hospital in Wauwatosa after his wife reportedly bit off his tongue while giving him a kiss. Sheboygan Police said that the couple was singing Christmas carols Monday night and were going to go to bed. According to police, the man, who is in his 70's, went to kiss his wife goodnight when his wife, who is in her 50's, bit his tongue out of his mouth. He called emergency workers at about 11:00 p.m. Monday, and officers could only discern that an ambulance was needed based on his ability to talk. When police and rescue crews arrived at the home on Sheboygan's northwest side, the woman reportedly tossed coffee at them. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMS Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Sheboygan Police: Woman Bites Off Man's Tongue During KissSHEBOYGAN - A man from Sheboygan has gone to have his tongue re-attached at Froedtert Hospital in Wauwatosa after his wife reportedly bit off his tongue while giving him a kiss. Sheboygan Police said that the couple was singing Christmas carols Monday night and were going to go to bed. According to police, the man, who is in his 70's, went to kiss his wife goodnight when his wife, who is in her 50's, bit his tongue out of his mouth. He called emergency workers at about 11:00 p.m. Monday, and officers could only discern that an ambulance was needed based on his ability to talk. When police and rescue crews arrived at the home on Sheboygan's northwest side, the woman reportedly tossed coffee at them. Click on the link for the full article I might have gone out with this chick before.. too bad they didn't give her maiden name... you got to wonder what the dude said to her... Hell hath no furry. Maybe the woman found out the dude had bid on the queens underpants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I think I prefer French kisses to Sheboygan kisses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMS Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I think I prefer French kisses to Sheboygan kisses. That's because you live in Sanfransisco. Liberals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Sounds like someone has a case of the T virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I was going to say rabies. They may need to put her down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 That's because you live in Sanfransisco. Liberals! France: Sheboygan: Wait - I get it. Maybe she was just hungry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I just like saying Sheboygan. "Sheboygan." Without a tongue it would sound like "Yahyoyehn." Also, can someone set this woman up on a blind date with Jim Rome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I just like saying Sheboygan. "Sheboygan." It kind of sounds like a potential substitute for the word "penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 It kind of sounds like a potential substitute for the word "penis" ...or the sound you make when your sheboygan gets stuck in your zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I just like saying Sheboygan. "Sheboygan."Without a tongue it would sound like "Yahyoyehn." Lotsa great names up there. Kenosha. Oshkosh. Waukegan. And they all sound even better if you say them with a cheesehead accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Movie connection...the polka band that picks up Kevin's mother in Home Alone to drive her back to wherever...the band fronted by John Candy....yeah, from Sheboygan. That is literally the only thing I know about that town, and it isn't even real. Almost as sad as a major city's most famous athlete being a made up boxer, not that we know any city like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Lotsa great names up there. Kenosha. Oshkosh. Waukegan. And they all sound even better if you say them with a cheesehead accent. Yah, you betcha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 It kind of sounds like a potential substitute for the word "penis" given correct details on application, this factor may indeed move the "Sheboyan Kiss" back up above "French Kiss" in all polls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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