Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Every year there is a mancrush, and fans have an almost unhealthy obsession over one player to the point where you sorta wonder if it's them posting under the guise of a fan. The mancrush hall of fame features such legends as: Anthony Mix, Robert McCune, Marko Mitchell, and Jessie Lumsden. Well now it looks like we have yet another member to be added to this prestigious list, and that person is none other than Brandon Banks. Much like the aforementioned inductees the fervor around Banks has reached absurd levels. To the point where he's exalted to near superhuman levels. Well this thread is to see just how far we can go with the Brandon Banks Hyperbole. The rules? Post your best Brandon Banks one-liner, and have fun. This isn't a thread about the virtues of keeping him on the team, it's not about trying to make fun of the guy, as I hope that he sticks around at least on the PS and develops into a great player for us. It's just all about having a good laugh. Example: Brandon Banks once ran a 2.27 100 yard dash, and then dropkicked the sun. That's it. It's pretty much like Chuck Norris ... except Chuck Norris prays to Brandon Banks every night before he goes to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooleyNaMean Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks once ate lunch with the dalai lama, yet he's not tall enough to ride Griffon at Busch Gardens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindlywewander Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 brandon banks once got cut by the redskins - in the future. also - the big bang started when chuck norris high-fived brandon banks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooL_LiKe_CooLeY Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Kids wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Brandon Banks pajamas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 One more! Brandon Banks once ate a bear's heart and immediately afterwards **** out a baby pterodactyl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooL_LiKe_CooLeY Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks has 20 punt returns for a touchdown, but playing with another team since we let him go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Banks is so fast that race horses tell eachother they have to pee like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooL_LiKe_CooLeY Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks once won a game of Connect 4, in 3 moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 NASCAR has ruled that if Brandon Banks wants to race for JG Racing he must use a car in fairness to the other drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooL_LiKe_CooLeY Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 People sleep with a nightlight because they are afraid of the dark, but the dark sleeps with a night light because its afraid of Brandon Banks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooL_LiKe_CooLeY Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called the Islands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooL_LiKe_CooLeY Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks can squeeze orange juice out of a pecan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RANSKINS98 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 If Brandon Banks were to kick you in the "cherries" you would cry tears of JOY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossomo Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 ^^^ All the above ^^^ Suckage ^^^ :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Reed Doughty is so...... Oh wait. Brandon Banks is so fast he can flip the light switch in every bedroom in the United States, and be in his own bed before the lights go off. In other news, every woman in the United States will wake up pregnant tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks once got stopped on the Dulles Toll road while jogging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks can fit in a thimble; without removing Vinny Cerrato's football knowledge first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Nevermind, dammit, I'll try again later ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Light moves at 1/1000th the speed of Brandon Banks. Brandon Banks can cut on a dime, standing on its edge. The working title for the movie "Speed" was "Brandon Banks." It is theorized that moving faster than the speed of light can actually cause one to travel back in time. Brandon Banks was just named the rookie of the year for 1961. Plays involving Brandon Banks are not subject to review. There are no cameras with a frame rate high enough to capture him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RANSKINS98 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Some kids pee their name in snow. Brandon Banks pees his name in concrete. or Brandon Banks does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
757SeanTaylor21 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 All mcdonalds/burger kings/taco bells in one day have changed their name to "Brandon Banks" food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett81 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks broke Terrance Newman's ankle with 1 cut, and then quickly reset the bone cutting back the opposite way Brandon Banks is the first player in NFL History to have a penalty called on him for speeding...the penalty for failing to signal a lane change was declined Hurricane's aren't weather phenomena...they're just the result of Brandon Banks playing on his niece's sit-n-spin Brandon Banks doesn't fly to away games, he jogs...he only goes to the airport to check his bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks broke Terrance Newman's ankle with 1 cut, and then quickly reset the bone cutting back the opposite wayBrandon Banks is the first player in NFL History to have a penalty called on him for speeding...the penalty for failing to signal a lane change was declined :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks' treadmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Brandon Banks has never fumbled a punt return, it's just him coming back to where he caught the ball to spike it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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