Mom spanked the gay out of me!

[Spaceman Spiff]

Has to be a Cowboys fan.

[Koolblue13]

She missed a couple wacks, judging by his tie.

What a loon. I bet there is merry go rounds and clowns in his closet.

[Teller]

Cute spoof, but I have to believe teh ghey isn't something that can be beaten out of you. At least judging from my own experience.....My mom could've beaten me with a tire iron, and I'd still like girls.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Cute spoof, but I have to believe teh ghey isn't something that can be beaten out of you. At least judging from my own experience.....My mom could've beaten me with a tire iron, and I'd still like girls.

I don't think that was a spoof man...

[Teller]

I don't think that was a spoof man...

Come on dude. It was, or it was a radical right-wing religious piece of crap.

(Sorry, a spade is a spade, no matter the side.)

[21cents]

Cute spoof, but I have to believe teh ghey isn't something that can be beaten out of you. At least judging from my own experience.....My mom could've beaten me with a tire iron, and I'd still like girls.

liking your opposite sex is normal (natural). Being gay is not.

[spjunkies]

liking your opposite sex is normal (natural). Being gay is not.

Who made you the authority on what is normal?

[mistertim]

liking your opposite sex is normal (natural). Being gay is not.

What does that have to do with anything? Are you saying that people can choose or be conditioned to change their neurobiological makeup as to what sex they are attracted to? Do you remember when you chose to be straight?

[Teller]

liking your opposite sex is normal (natural). Being gay is not.

OK, not to open up a whole new debate, but if my sexuality (and presumably yours) is something that can't be changed, what makes you think homosexuality is any different?

[Teller]

Do you remember when you chose to be straight?

Nope.

But I sure as hell remember when I realized I was.

[mistertim]

Nope.

But I sure as hell remember when I realized I was.

Oh me too. Well played.

[21cents]

Who made you the authority on what is normal?

Two guys going at it isnt really healthy or normal.

Definition of normal is.

normal is usual and ordinary, and is what people expect

http://www.google.com/dictionary?aq=f&langpair=en|en&hl=en&q=normal

[Teller]

Two guys going at it isnt really healthy or normal.

Definition of normal is. http://www.google.com/dictionary?aq=f&langpair=en|en&hl=en&q=normal

Sure.

If you want to define the norm, heterosexuality is definitely the norm. But is it a choice? As I aluded to, I can't wake up tomorrow and decide to like guys. Why do you think gays can choose what they feel?

[Teller]

Oh me too. Well played.

Right?

Wow....She doesn't have my parts at all! Let's check into this!!!!

[mistertim]

Sure.

If you want to define the norm, heterosexuality is definitely the norm. But is it a choice? As I aluded to, I can't wake up tomorrow and decide to like guys. Why do you think gays can choose what they feel?

Because they're not normal. Which means they're abnormal. Which, by sound logic, means they must have super powers. They can stop teh ghey in a single bound.

[Teller]

Because they're not normal. Which means they're abnormal. Which, by sound logic, means they must have super powers. They can stop teh ghey in a single bound.

This is one area where I really differ with a lot of my conservative brethren (and sistren....lol). To say that sexuality is a choice is completely asinine, IMO.

[Enter Apotheosis]

Well, that was dumb.

[Teller]

Well, that was dumb.

So are you.

You're kinda hot though, in a purely heterosexual way.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Way to save making a silly/stupid thread from turning into a typical tailgate social/political debate. Well done, fellas, I'm proud