Vertigo Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 So, I've been thinking. With the hiring of our new bingo minded offensive consultant. And Zorn's horrid playcalling, there's only one logical combo of the two fronts. This will make the team unpredictable and quite possibly unstoppable. Zorn will pace the sideline with his "consulant" pushing a rolling bingo cage behind him. Each offensive play will be corresponding with a bingo ball. B1 will be run to the left, B2 QB sneak, etc. Zorn will spin the wheel, his "consultant" will pull the ball and hand it to the caller, the caller will yell out "B4!! B4!! " and then the stadium will flash it up on the big boards. The fans will be given a bingo card upon entering the stadium. The first fan to get bingo will get to be the caller for the rest of the game. The offense cant' get much worse, and I think this idea may actually help us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 So we're running this alongside the wildcard, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 There would only be 75 possible offensive calls too... so our offense would have no problem learning them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 This idea is better than firing zorn :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted October 19, 2009 Author Share Posted October 19, 2009 Ok. Now that Sherm is calling plays. You guys have to realize this is coming to fruition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseBowlrz Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Each fan is handed a bingo card. The first 10,000 to get Bingo take their card to Johnny Rockets where you can get a free cup of water with the purchase of a cheeseburger. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 The Bingo Lewis Underachieving All Stars & Offseason Kings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted October 20, 2009 Author Share Posted October 20, 2009 @ Johnny Rockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disegn Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 What happens if they draw the G-5 (punt ball) in the redzone does he have to go through with it? OR IS THAT PART OF BINGO OFFENSE ZAZZ!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsCrushCowboys Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 I run 6 plays, split veer, like Novocain. Just give it time, always works. -Coach Boone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 What happens if they draw the G-5 (punt ball) in the redzone does he have to go through with it? OR IS THAT PART OF BINGO OFFENSE ZAZZ!?! Well, we all know Vinny's philosphy is BPA(best play available) so we HAVE to take what comes to us. :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 What happens if they draw the G-5 (punt ball) in the redzone does he have to go through with it? OR IS THAT PART OF BINGO OFFENSE ZAZZ!?! Well that's the beauty. There is no punt option. That's right, no punting. On the plus side there's always the excitement of drawing the fullback dive (that would be I-22 for those playing at home) on 4th and 38 from our own 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyburd Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 B5, B5, anyone have B5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyHolt Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Our offense is going to be Bingolicious. I am bumming he is calling plays from up in the booth, i really wanted to see the bingo machine carted onto the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disegn Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Well that's the beauty. There is no punt option. That's right, no punting. On the plus side there's always the excitement of drawing the fullback dive (that would be I-22 for those playing at home) on 4th and 38 from our own 2. Man, I hope we add the O-66(that would be QB sneak) on first and ten. Then we'll have to sign the big boy JARED LORENZEN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyHolt Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Since Sherm is going to draw the ball from up above and call the play to Jim for QB relaying, they ARE going to have to devise some sort of abbreviated system. Jim will be converting it to the actual play call by reading from his wrist band into the QB radio. Mind as well go with B1 etc. B1 - Portis Left B2 - Portis Left B3 - Moss Slant B4 - Betts Screen And I was just tweeted that Zorn will help load the ping pong balls into the machine. He must be so excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorfro Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 This whole thing is just wrong. I've never seen a coach so disrespected by ownership. Yeah, he's not winning but .....it's simply wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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