Laron Burgundy Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Now that guy IS mysterious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isle-hawg Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/1218083689.html:hysterical: Your linky no worky... get this Page Not Found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Want age 25-70 and jo in my in my model train room. Mutual touching and stuff but nothing more than that, I am not gay. Its all HO scale, then after you finish you can stomp around and kick the trains like a monster (but don't break they are my sons) we can do this until 4am or until we get tired. I have a bunch of imiatation crab meat in my freezer I need to get rid of so you can have some when you leave. Its all perfectly good I just have too much!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Want age 25-70 guy and jo in my model train room. Fixed it for you. Completely changes the way it reads though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Fixed it for you. Completely changes the way it reads though. Time to get my eyes checked. Come frolic in my totally dope blanket fort in the mean time http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/291079504.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I am more curious why you were looking up the men seeking men stuff ? Is there something you are not telling us ? No that there is anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I am more curious why you were looking up the men seeking men stuff ? Is there something you are not telling us ? No that there is anything wrong with that. *sigh* Its called the best of Craigslit. A simple copy and paste is all it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Here's my audition video..... :rotflmao: When he pulled out that syrup......DEAD! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 http://greensboro.craigslist.org/w4m/1624154479.html Need a man ages 25-30 to beat the living **** out of me. If you could beat me unconscious that would be great. I am 5ft 8 , pretty, african american..........and i am sure some women beating man would get a thrill out of making my pretty little face all bloody. Preferably non black............this is a great chance for those white men that want to work out some aggression on the black community. i can be your punching bag. if you manage to kill me that would be awesome, so i wont have to do it myself. please email me if you are interested. I am very serious..... thanks Um... I have no idea about this.... Sounds sad, yet could you be charged with a crime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Um... I have no idea about this.... Sounds sad, yet could you be charged with a crime? Yes it is and yes you could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Yes it is and yes you could. For what? Just for the sake of argument.... Would it be different if the title had been "MMA Sparring partner wanted" with the same text? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Yes it is and yes you could. The crime would be NOT taking her up on the sweet proposal. Seriously, I'd love to find someone that I could just beat the crap out of because they asked me to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 The crime would be NOT taking her up on the sweet proposal. Seriously, I'd love to find someone that I could just beat the crap out of because they asked me to do it. I think the CL post was sarcastic because she might have been pissed off... So I messaged her and told her to meet me somewhere in public first, we met at a 24hr mcdonalds and I told her that she had a great personality and seemed like a really nice girl, everything I would want in a potential girl to beat up, yet I just couldn't do it because I wouldn't feel right afterwards, I might hurt her, but I still wanted to be friends... I got revenge on all the girls who fed me that line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 http://greensboro.craigslist.org/msr/1618924285.html Damn the greensboro CL is HOPPING!!! I AM A 54 YO WHITE MARRIED SISSY MARRIED TO A 60 YO WHITE WIFE. I AM SEARCHING FOR A WHITE GENTLEMAN OVER THE AGE OF 60 (ONLY) TO TAKE OVER AS MAN OF THE HOUSE TO BE A SURROGATE HUSBAND TO MY WIFE AND A FATHER TO ME. I WISH TO LIVE AS A DIAPERED ADULT BABY IN A NURSERY UNDER YOUR CONTROL. I AM UNABLE TO SEXUALLY SATISFY MY WIFE AND I NEVER HAD A FATHER FIGURE. I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO EVENTUALLY MOVE IN AND TAKE OVER AS MAN OF THE HOUSE. MY WIFE IS TOTALLY UNAWARE OF MY DESIRES AND I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN DO THE FOLLOWING (1) ACCEPT THIS LIFESTYLE ON A PERMANENT BASIS (2) BE WILLING TO BE PATIENT AND KNOW THIS WILL BE A LONG PROCESS (3) HELP MFORMULATE A PLAN TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN I KNOW NOT MANY PEOPLE WILL FILL THIS PLAN. I AM 5'9" 220lb 4C BLUE EYES MY WIFE IS 60 5'2" BLOND HAIR BLUE EYES NICE BREASTS. I WILL SATISFY DADDY AND WEAR SISSY OUTFITS. I WILL NOT EXCHANGE PICTURES INITIALLY SO DON'T ASK. AGAIN AM SERIOUS AND LOOKING FOR 60 YEARS WHITE AND OVER. THANKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 http://greensboro.craigslist.org/msr/1618924285.htmlDamn the greensboro CL is HOPPING!!! I AM A 54 YO WHITE MARRIED SISSY MARRIED TO A 60 YO WHITE WIFE. I AM SEARCHING FOR A WHITE GENTLEMAN OVER THE AGE OF 60 (ONLY) TO TAKE OVER AS MAN OF THE HOUSE TO BE A SURROGATE HUSBAND TO MY WIFE AND A FATHER TO ME. I WISH TO LIVE AS A DIAPERED ADULT BABY IN A NURSERY UNDER YOUR CONTROL. I AM UNABLE TO SEXUALLY SATISFY MY WIFE AND I NEVER HAD A FATHER FIGURE. I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO EVENTUALLY MOVE IN AND TAKE OVER AS MAN OF THE HOUSE. MY WIFE IS TOTALLY UNAWARE OF MY DESIRES AND I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN DO THE FOLLOWING (1) ACCEPT THIS LIFESTYLE ON A PERMANENT BASIS (2) BE WILLING TO BE PATIENT AND KNOW THIS WILL BE A LONG PROCESS (3) HELP MFORMULATE A PLAN TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN I KNOW NOT MANY PEOPLE WILL FILL THIS PLAN. I AM 5'9" 220lb 4C BLUE EYES MY WIFE IS 60 5'2" BLOND HAIR BLUE EYES NICE BREASTS. I WILL SATISFY DADDY AND WEAR SISSY OUTFITS. I WILL NOT EXCHANGE PICTURES INITIALLY SO DON'T ASK. AGAIN AM SERIOUS AND LOOKING FOR 60 YEARS WHITE AND OVER. THANKS Nice that Vinny Cerrato has picked up a hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 These just can't be real.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeInJc aka M.I.A. Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Here's one from our area. I can't believe someone outs themselves like this. Note, this is not as good as others in this thread, but still worthy. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hou/1629226344.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Sweet my first CL missed connection!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://greensboro.craigslist.org/mis/1700061433.html Hey man, you were snapping a couple pics of yourself in your towel after your workout at the gym today....looked like you were enjoying your hard work too man, would love to take care of that for you...hit me back See some people enjoy a man in a towel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Alright I really feel sorry for the horny sucker who falls for this one... Some pictures may be NSFW... Here's a ES interpritation: would you..be..willing..fulfill..a..fantasy..of..mine and let my guy friend.. [perform oral sex] first, (..even if..it's..for..2..minutes) then you and I can..meet..and..you [can have sex with me]? http://greensboro.craigslist.org/w4m/1863431181.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeckBone Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 404 file not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 404 file not found Got flagged for removal... Probably because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 404 file not found oh yeah check the dates... I bumped this thread for the post above yours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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