@DCGoldPants Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 And by favorite, I mean the one that made you laugh out loud the most or do one of these :doh: . I picked the 10 most recent. If you have an older one, feel free to just add it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 I'm exercising my right to a 'write-in' nomination: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27280&highlight=cabal This one was just way over the top and was something you just don't hear many folks say. I like ASF...keeps things interesting here in the offseason, and his absence for a while left a glaring 'X Files' like void here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Good one Tarhog! I think for that we need to rename him Expatriot Skins Fan, or ESF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 There is just toooooooo many, can we vote for more than one. I would have to say and don't know if this one is on your list is the one where he is leaving the country :shootinth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted June 6, 2003 Author Share Posted June 6, 2003 No, I blew it. However, feel free to post your own titles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Mine is here: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20643&perpage=15&display=&highlight=SUV&pagenumber=1 This is when I knew the darkness was upon ASF. Fortunately after this terrible beating he took months off to refresh himself for his latest run. Sadly I haven't had similar time to deconstruct the latest blurbs, but, rest assured, I will . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Here's a good one. http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27754 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Skins Fan Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Originally posted by Art Fortunately after this terrible beating he took months off to refresh himself for his latest run. Oh, Art, you're too clever by half. Yes, it's true: "after this terrible beating he took months off to refresh himself for his latest run". As in, about a MONTH LATER. It was unrelated to that thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefhogskin48 Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Correction: I forgot about the "moving to U.K." thread until Tarhog jogged my memory. Mentally take one vote away from the "3000 Taliban" thread and give it to tarhog's write-in. As for Art's "SUV" write-in, it's looks like a winner as well, though I have never read that thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKurp Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Art, you don't wear a seatbelt? Good god man, have you a death wish? I didn't wear one either until one day back in 1984 I was talking to a Florida Highway patrolman and he told me that in 15 years on the job he had never unbuckled a dead person. Somehow that struck a chord with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 ASF, I'm just taking a pot shot at you . But, I'll take your word here that after this beating it was not months you took off, but, in fact, just a month or so . The 200 million Hispanic argument you made probably was another month . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Kurp, I don't believe I have a death wish. I just don't like seat belts and think the cop who said he'd never unbuckled a dead person is a liar, because, at 60 miles an hour if my tire pops, I'm a dead guy with a seat belt or not . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Originally posted by Art I don't believe I have a death wish. I just don't like seat belts and think the cop who said he'd never unbuckled a dead person is a liar, because, at 60 miles an hour if my tire pops, I'm a dead guy with a seat belt or not . First off if your tire pops while driving 60 you should be able to stear your car towards safety. The thing about a seat belt it will keep you in your car and most likely safe from the windshield or steering wheel. The reason why most people die not wearing seat belts is their neck or back breaks from the impact. The other reason the organs in our body are not used to that type of pressure so they could explode. Wearing a seatbelt no matter how ignorant you are would save your life many times. I would rather wear the seatbelt to give me a chance, without it you are as good as dead if you are going that fast and in an accident. That quote I have heard from state troopers as well, there is some facts to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 When I was a kid, I was in a car accident where I was wearing an entire child safety seat, and it was installed properly and everything, but it broke apart any way and allowed me to fly forward and my head shattered the steal supports of the seat in front of me. I survived obviously, but it did leave a nasty scare on my forehead that is still visible today. I think the seat helped, even though it collapsed on impact, I'm sure I would of been a lot worse with out it. Oh, Art, don't try to give these scenarios where having a seatbelt won't help to support your stand on seat belts. Just admit that they are too uncomfortable to be worth the obvious protection they provide to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlitzFiftySix Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 None of them. I don't waste my time with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Panel, I think I said I don't like seat belts. I also didn't provide a wild scenario. If I'm in an accident in which I'm so thoroughly out of control that it will kill me, it'll kill me whether I'm wearing a seat belt or not. I'm positive a seat belt could save my life as it has saved other lives in may types of accidents. I'm also positive many people who are dead in accidents are wearing their seat belts and people have also died in accidents they would have survived had they NOT been wearing seat belts. But none of that matters. I'll just repeat. I don't like seat belts and I'm probably going to die in a horrific accident wearing one or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Originally posted by redman Good one Tarhog! I think for that we need to rename him Expatriot Skins Fan, or ESF. Or he could change his screename to "Atlanta Skins Supporter" Then the initials would be A.S.S. Which seems to fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Originally posted by Atlanta Skins Fan Oh, Art, you're too clever by half. Yes, it's true: "after this terrible beating he took months off to refresh himself for his latest run". As in, about a MONTH LATER. It was unrelated to that thread. So tell us, How did the frontal lobotamy go??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Originally posted by rdsknbill So tell us, How did the frontal lobotamy go??? HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsanity56 Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 nothing personal ASF,but in the 50's-60's your government would of called you a communist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 My favorite thread was the one where he said he was mad and leaving the site. But he never left........just went invisible for a while. I would post the link.......but it is too much trouble to look for it. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Oh.right..ok Blondie...you man this gem of a thread eh? I have no life therefor it was no trouble. Ah the memories. He started it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 I didn't see the Biden for President thread, but if the criteria is loudest laugh or biggest "DOH" then that would absolutely have to be the one. Am I crazy, or did Biden have a hair transplant or something ? I'd swear dude was a lot balder a few years ago when his lying derailed his first Presidential bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 My favorite one would have to be the one about cars last off-season. He went off about how SUV's and 4x4's were the root of all evil in this country. Please. Since I own a 4x4 pick-up, according to ASF, I am a evil person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 I'm fairly new to the board so I'm not familiar with all his/it's work. Although I can't find the link, I'm certain he/it must have written these babies. 1. ALIENS ABDUCTED ELVIS 2. LIZARD BOY FOUND IN AMAZON JUNGLE SAID TO BE SON OF HOWARD HUGHES 3. GHOST OF MARILYN MONROE GIVES NIGHT DREAMS TO KENNEDY OFFSPRING 4. CIA's SECRET PLOT TO KILL PORKY PIG 5. O.J. INNOCENT! NEW EVIDENCE CLAIMS DEATHS WERE SUICIDE 6. FBI REVEALS MOTHER TERESA WAS NOT REALLY A MOTHER 7. JOHN WAYNE WAS REALLY CHINESE SPY 8. UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT CONTROLS WEATHER WITH SECRET NEW WEATHER MACHINE! HOLDS WORLD HOSTAGE 9. NEW BOOK REVEALS: ROCK HUDSON WASN'T GAY! JUST VERY HAPPY 10. I AM A NORMAL PERSON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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