zCommander Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Five Stages Of Redskins Draft Day Grief * 1. Denial and Isolation. <----- You Are Here. * 2. Anger. <----- Redskins Pick Mark Sanchez * 3. Bargaining. <----- Colt can be the Starter * 4. Depression. <----- JC is leaving * 5. Acceptance. <---- Well this year turned out to be not too bad after all. Drink and have fun and live longer!!!!:D:D:D Thought I post this before heading out to FedEx field. I am taking my kids and wife with me and we are going to go out and have fun and enjoy the draft as much as we can and let the chips fall where they may!!!! Best Advise: Stay Medium and Live Longer. :cool2: :point2sky:dallasuck:gaintsuck:eaglesuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoRUSupposed2Be Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 I noticed JT there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 No, my friend......THIS is how the Redskins draft and preseason will play out. I GUARANTEE you. 1. Hope and Inspiration before the draft 2. WTF reaction after our 1st round pick (huh ? a Safety ?) 3. WTF reaction after our 3rd round pick ( Mylon who ? ) 4. WTF reaction after our 5th round pick ( Jebekiah who ? ) 5. WTF reaction after our 6th round pick (huh ? a Punter ? ) 6. WTF reaction after our 7th round pick (huh ? ANOTHER Safety ???) 7. Several months of doom and gloom in the Stadium about the worst draft ever and how Cerrato should be sentenced to Guantanamo 8. Training camp begins and the love-fest over some unknown undrafted free agent, named Boulder Bull, who gains 50 yards in a scrimmage against the Ravens. 9. 179 threads in the Stadium about how Boulder Bull will make the final roster as an undrafted free agent and will make an awesome 1-2 punch along with Clinton Portis 10. Boulder Bull gets cut in the first set of cuts and never lasts 2 weeks on an NFL team for the rest of his career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 No, my friend......THIS is how the Redskins draft and preseason will play out.I GUARANTEE you. 1. Hope and Inspiration before the draft 2. WTF reaction after our 1st round pick 3. WTF reaction after our 3rd round pick 4. WTF reaction after our 5th round pick 5. WTF reaction after our 6th round pick 6. WTF reaction after our 7th round pick 7. Several months of doom and gloom in the Stadium about the worst draft ever and how Cerrato should be sentenced to Guantanamo 8. Training camp begins and the love-fest over some unknown undrafted free agent, named Boulder Bull, who gains 50 yards in a scrimmage against the Ravens. 9. 179 threads in the Stadium about how Boulder Bull will make the final roster as an undrafted free agent and will make an awesome 1-2 punch along with Clinton Portis 10. Boulder Bull gets cut in the first set of cuts and never lasts 2 weeks on an NFL team for the rest of his career. Now THAT is just Classic Mick! :hysterical: Long Live Boulder Bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbsisgod2006 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Is it something like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkpAO0f0oN0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Hit that one squarely on the head Mick. Nicely done. However If I may. 10. Boulder Bull gets cut in the first set of cuts. Much to the objections of the Boulder faithful,who warn everyone that the Redskins will regret this move when he becomes a probowler for another team. However, he never lasts 2 weeks on an NFL team for the rest of his career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoRUSupposed2Be Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Will there be a draft chat here today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Now THAT is just Classic Mick! :hysterical: Long Live Boulder Bull Hit that one squarely on the head Mick. Nicely done. However If I may. 10. Boulder Bull gets cut in the first set of cuts. Much to the objections of the Boulder faithful,who warn everyone that the Redskins will regret this move when he becomes a probowler for another team. However, he never lasts 2 weeks on an NFL team for the rest of his career. Thanks......and good addition, PCS. You nailed that one accurately, too. Also, I edited my original post, adding fan "quotes" after each pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 Is it something like this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkpAO0f0oN0 :hysterical: That would work too. Specially the crying part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIXX99 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 No, my friend......THIS is how the Redskins draft and preseason will play out.I GUARANTEE you. 1. Hope and Inspiration before the draft 2. WTF reaction after our 1st round pick (huh ? a Safety ?) 3. WTF reaction after our 3rd round pick ( Mylon who ? ) 4. WTF reaction after our 5th round pick ( Jebekiah who ? ) 5. WTF reaction after our 6th round pick (huh ? a Punter ? ) 6. WTF reaction after our 7th round pick (huh ? ANOTHER Safety ???) 7. Several months of doom and gloom in the Stadium about the worst draft ever and how Cerrato should be sentenced to Guantanamo 8. Training camp begins and the love-fest over some unknown undrafted free agent, named Boulder Bull, who gains 50 yards in a scrimmage against the Ravens. 9. 179 threads in the Stadium about how Boulder Bull will make the final roster as an undrafted free agent and will make an awesome 1-2 punch along with Clinton Portis 10. Boulder Bull gets cut in the first set of cuts and never lasts 2 weeks on an NFL team for the rest of his career. Boulder Bull FTW! Him and Portis are gonna tear it up this year for sure!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIXX99 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Hit that one squarely on the head Mick. Nicely done. However If I may. 10. Boulder Bull gets cut in the first set of cuts. Much to the objections of the Boulder faithful,who warn everyone that the Redskins will regret this move when he becomes a probowler for another team. However, he never lasts 2 weeks on an NFL team for the rest of his career. Bull**** Boulder Bull is gonna the future of this franchise at RB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbsisgod2006 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 :hysterical: That would work too. Specially the crying part. Gotta love Robot Chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MumboSauce Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 highlight bullet *5 with the drinking part! yayyyyy! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Introducing Kevin Barnes, your 1st WTF pick of the day for the Redskins. And it only took the 2nd draft pick to get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildbill1952 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Introducing Kevin Barnes, your 1st WTF pick of the day for the Redskins.And it only took the 2nd draft pick to get there. This would be Vinny's method of addressing the OLine. It makes perfect BPA sense.My two favorite all time lines: 1. You can get quality offensive linemen in later rounds. 2. Hi, I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 This would be Vinny's method of addressing the OLine. It makes perfect BPA sense.My two favorite all time lines: 1. You can get quality offensive linemen in later rounds. 2. Hi, I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help you. But I don't think you can get an immediate starter in the later rounds. Jansen and Samuels, are bookend tackles over the years were both taken early. Then we draft linemen in the later rounds, like Molinaro, Wilson, Rinehart, Lefotu, etc, etc, and where do they end up ? Hardly even a backup ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veteranskinsfan Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 zskins- good post on the 5 stages. What was the mood at Fed-Ex Field? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 zskins- good post on the 5 stages. What was the mood at Fed-Ex Field? No doubt, they're Bi-Polar......Ecstatic yesterday, but insanely depressed today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Yeah, didn't take long for us to go from Super Bowl contenders to drafting #6 next year, did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Yeah, didn't take long for us to go from Super Bowl contenders to drafting #6 next year, did it? So the quote "At least we're better than the Detroit Lions", has 4 other teams added to it, now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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