twenty-eight Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Have any of you read this book? It's a very quick read and it's ****ing hilarious! Product Description My name is Tucker Max, and I am an *******. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging ********. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?" "Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it." "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." "You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more." --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title. http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Serve-Beer-Hell/dp/0806531061/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1233085947&sr=8-1 $20 says PB has indeed read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I have read it, its been out of quite a long time. And it is indeed hilarious, to the point i was actually laughing so hard tears were streaming down my face and i was hyperventilating. You can get most of the stories at his website. My favorite is the one where he goes drinking with his Special Forces Military buddies. Edit: Tuckermax.com is blocked at my work so i cant post the story or link. Someone please do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I haven't read the book, but I used to read his website during lunch, until it got blocked. Some extremely funny stories in there. I do wonder if they're all true, but they're good reading either way. Maddox is another great website for that, though his stories aren't usually about women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacase Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I have read it, its been out of quite a long time. And it is indeed hilarious, to the point i was actually laughing so hard tears were streaming down my face and i was hyperventilating.You can get most of the stories at his website. My favorite is the one where he goes drinking with his Special Forces Military buddies. Edit: Tuckermax.com is blocked at my work so i cant post the story or link. Someone please do so. That is one of my favorite stories. I Also like the one about him the girl and his friend in the closet all throwing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 The stories aren't true. He wasn't able to back most of it up in an interview. And There is no way he would ever get away with some of the stuff he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 The stories aren't true. He wasn't able to back most of it up in an interview. And There is no way he would ever get away with some of the stuff he did. I've gotten away with a lot of things that people said that about. People on this website would be shocked and appalled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 That is one of my favorite stories. I Also like the one about him the girl and his friend in the closet all throwing up. I used to read the website. Tucker tries anal had me laughing so hard I was crying. The stories aren't true. He wasn't able to back most of it up in an interview. And There is no way he would ever get away with some of the stuff he did. They're entertaining. If some are embellished or made up I don't really care. If it makes you laugh then what's the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovetoaster Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 They're entertaining. If some are embellished or made up I don't really care. If it makes you laugh then what's the problem? Exactly. He has been busted on some of the stories, so some are embellished at the least. But it's a book, who cares? I don't like the guy, but I know a lot of people like his book. At the same time, a lot of people go out of their way to bash him. Meh, I am indifferent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Can someone PLEEEEEZ post the Special Forces story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I liked the sushi pants story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Exactly. He has been busted on some of the stories, so some are embellished at the least. But it's a book, who cares?I don't like the guy, but I know a lot of people like his book. At the same time, a lot of people go out of their way to bash him. Meh, I am indifferent. He is definitely not for everybody. I mean, look at the introduction, that should give most people a clue about that: My name is Tucker Max, and I am an *******. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging ********. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. First sentence of the book, "I am an ********" *rhymes with grass bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg28daman Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Its definatly mostly fake, still hilarious tho. Tucker is a Skins fan btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Can someone PLEEEEEZ post the Special Forces story? which one pb? The Famous "Sushi Pants" Story Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue The Absinthe Donuts Story The Austin Road Trip Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble The UT Weekend The (almost banned) Mis s Vermont Story The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever Tucker has moment of reflection, ends poorly The Blowjob Follies Tucker ruptures appendix, hilarity ensues The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle The Midget Story The Tattoo Story Girl almost beats Tucker at his own game My 21st Birthday Tucker ruins a wine tasting The Tucker Max Book Tour Running Update, Part 1 The Tucker Max Book Tour Running Update, Part 2 The Tucker Max Book Tour Running Update, Part 3 The Tucker Max Book Tour Running Update, Part 4 Tucker goes to farm, hilarity ensues: The April Fools Story Tucker helps people. No, really. Murdering Whores Breaking down the game Nantucket Sucks That was me The Night We Almost Died The Pee Blame Homeless people are good for something Tucker ****s fat girl, hilarity ensues The Marley Stories Tucker goes to a Muslim wedding, drinks anyway The ****tiest Hook-up Ever I ****ed an amputee!! ****ing Tucker has unintended consequences The funniest email ever The Jez Chronicles, Part 1 The Jez Chronicles, Part 2 Tucker goes to celebrity party Ugly girl hits on Tucker, is duped Tucker uses child labor to get a date Tucker comes home to a surprise The DBA Story Tucker has no game I hate you Tucker and his first MILF Girl determined to **** Tucker Not another teen hook up Tucker is duped, turns tables Tucker buckles under pressure The value of a Michigan State education Tucker goes to Gainesville, is defeated by a fat girl My first Michigan football game Tucker is sneaky, plan backfires Tucker is a pimp Tucker tries drugs My Real Life Law School Application Essay Tucker learns to masturbate Girl meets Tucker, comes away emotionally scarred The time I got arrested at O'Hare Airport The Halloween Pub Crawl The Dominatrix Story Girl demands sex, Tucker refuses An honest woman The MTV Story Tucker learns about penile implant surgery Tucker goes to court Tucker is mean to a bartender Tucker is irresponsible, ruins Halloween Booty call goes terribly wrong Tucker talks in his sleep, disses girl Tucker ponders joining Greenpeace, decides against Girl talks to turtles, is ridiculed Tucker is a bad son Fun with Chinese Restaurants Fat girls + Escalades = Lots of fun Naples Sucks The Lesbian Date Tucker race baits foreigners Tucker debates postmodernism, wrestles midgets Tucker lies for a friend Tucker gets "lucky" ****ing Tucker has unintended consequences, Part 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmonkforHOF Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Tucker Max is hilarious. I don't even care if he is telling the truth or not, as the old saying goes, never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Sushi Pants, the Austin Road trip and Tucker tries buttsex;hilarity does not ensue are some of my favourites. http://www.tuckermax.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Tucker Max is hilarious. I don't even care if he is telling the truth or not, as the old saying goes, never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Is that from Big Fish? Some of the stories are hilarious but I couldn't help finding myself kind of appalled at some of the things he did. I admit I haven't read the whole book because I gave it to my friend to take to Iraq. I also was reading it and kept thinking, no way that actaully happened. So that kinda killed it for me. Oh, and PB I have a classic story for you about me freshman year at WVU. It involves atm machine, poop, and chasers and dreams. Let me know if interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 I have a handful of friends who have similar stories. I know the stories are ridiculous but they're not that unbelievable. When you're going out 5-6 times a week and getting blacked out...this is the kind of **** that happens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Is that from Big Fish?Some of the stories are hilarious but I couldn't help finding myself kind of appalled at some of the things he did. I admit I haven't read the whole book because I gave it to my friend to take to Iraq. I also was reading it and kept thinking, no way that actaully happened. So that kinda killed it for me. Oh, and PB I have a classic story for you about me freshman year at WVU. It involves atm machine, poop, and chasers and dreams. Let me know if interested LOL. PM me the story and i'll tell you my story that involves tequila, the chic n bones employee christmas party, and crashing a car into a church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Is that from Big Fish? Doubt it, my father has been saying that since I was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Doubt it, my father has been saying that since I was born. I think its from Mark Twain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I think its from Mark Twain. Yeah, I mean, I don't think he (my father) invented it himself or anything, I just know he's been saying it a lot longer than a movie made 5 years ago. I have no idea where he got it from. Good rule of thumb though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 which one pb? I cant remember the name of it, maybe it was just in the book. Freaking hilarious story though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 I cant remember the name of it, maybe it was just in the book. Freaking hilarious story though. I'm about 3/4 of the way through the book...maybe I haven't gotten to that story yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 LOL. PM me the story and i'll tell you my story that involves tequila, the chic n bones employee christmas party, and crashing a car into a church. PB, this is a good set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 PB, this is a good set up. Im leaving work now to go deal with the idiots on 395 and snow. Maybe i'll post it later. I PM'ed it to WVU4Redskins, i'll see what his reaction is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Im leaving work now to go deal with the idiots on 395 and snow.Maybe i'll post it later. I PM'ed it to WVU4Redskins, i'll see what his reaction is. Post it. I'd post mine but between that and the peeing on the cowboy fan story, I'd be known as one dirty mother****er. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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