CheatorBeat Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 With the recent Plaxico Burress, Joe Sakic, and Derrick Rose incidents, I thought it would be fun to take a look at the Top Off-the-Field injuries of this decade. Any Redskins fan would be quick to point out the Gus Frerotte head butting incident, but since that was somewhat related to the game, and occurred in 1997, it didn't make the list. My personal favorite is Kaz Matsui's Anal Fissures : Prior to Opening Day 2008, Houston Astros second baseman Kazuo “Kaz” Matsui underwent surgery to repair anal fissure and he missed the first three weeks of the baseball season on the disabled list. Anal fissure is medically defined as an unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. As a fissure, these tiny tears may show bright red rectal bleeding and cause severe periodic pain after defecation. The grand majority of anal fissures are caused by stretching of the anal mucosa beyond its capability. Some of the various causes of this fissure include: Straining to defecate Severe and chronic constipation or diarrhea Crohn’s disease and Ulcerative colitis Tight sphincter muscles Anal intercourse See the full list of Stupid Athlete Off-Field Injuries. Which are your favorites, which are missing from the list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleazye Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hey, Cheatorbeat- do you have a website that I can go to for sports, girls, humor, media, gadgets, and beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMURedskins Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Marty Cordova and the tanning bed incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmonkforHOF Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 most recently, Joe Sakic trimming his fingers with his snowblower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hey, Cheatorbeat- do you have a website that I can go to for sports, girls, humor, media, gadgets, and beer? I think I have heard of a site he has like that. Not like he doesnt promote it CONSTANTLY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Fun subject. And really, all the ****ing and moaning every time he links to his blog is actually WAY more annoying than him linking to his blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Fun subject. And really, all the ****ing and moaning every time he links to his blog is actually WAY more annoying than him linking to his blog. well you ****ing and moaning about our ****ing and moaning is just adding fuel to the ****ing and moaning fire. ***** and moan...***** and moan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheatorBeat Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Fun subject. And really, all the ****ing and moaning every time he links to his blog is actually WAY more annoying than him linking to his blog. LOL, thanks. The funny thing is that Big Mike actually commented on the site, and has probably posted more comments in threads that I have started than anyone else. He is the "Bump King". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleazye Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I dare you to start posting in threads that you didn't start. Then I will tip my cap and perhaps click on your links one of these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 LOL, thanks. The funny thing is that Big Mike actually commented on the site, and has probably posted more comments in threads that I have started than anyone else. He is the "Bump King". I havent commented on the site but instead your constant shameless self promotion on a site that isnt about you. its more of a joke though really, kind of like you. but hey, to each his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheatorBeat Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 I dare you to start posting in threads that you didn't start. Then I will tip my cap and perhaps click on your links one of these days. I do that some too, although I must admit I don't sit here all day chatting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I can relate to Sammy Sosa's injury. I've actually broken a rib during a sneezing attack. Sneezing is possibly the most violent reaction for a human body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Marty Cordova was the first I thought of. What an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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