headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I know what you're thinking: we haven't even elected anyone yet. But, it should be obvious to any reasonable person that the next POTES will be yet another puppet for Dan Snyder's corporate oligarchy, wielding power indiscriminately and without regard for the Constitution, unwilling to challenge the status quo, unwilling to make tough, principled decisions for the good of the message board. I think we deserve better, and that is why I'm asking for your help in ensuring that he (or she) who would lord over us simply to serve his (or her) corporate master never even gets the opportunity to be sworn in to office. It is time to take this message board back for the people, the true backbone of Extremeskins. We don't need more broken promises, more corruption, more tired cliches and pretentious platitudes--we need direct action, we need real revolution, we need to throw off the shackles that have held us for so long. Of course, some of you apologists will say that you can't actually remove someone from office who isn't in office, but I say to them that can't shouldn't be in our vocabulary. We are, after all, Americans, and Redskins fans, and we can do anything we set our minds to, no matter how impossible or insane. We defeated one of the greatest empires the world has ever seen, no matter how unrealistic and improbable that victory was. Some will say there has to be reasons for impeachment, so I've made a list of all the usurpations that will most likely be made by the next POTES, to wit: 1. being a total douche 2. sleeping with all our girlfriends and wives and then lying about it to our faces 3. not calling us on our birthdays 4. I can't say for sure but there could be a great deal of treason 5. Impregnating our sisters and then running off with that tramp down the street 6. Regifting our Christmas gifts 7. Checking our Christmas cards for money and then throwing them away without even reading them 8. Drinking all our liquor and then replacing it with water 9. Negotiating with Iran 10. Not replacing the empty toilet paper roll with a fresh roll There are, I'm sure, many more reasons we can find to justify impeachment, and if we're feeling spirited, who knows, maybe even some public flagellation. You can list you're reasons favoring impeachment in this very thread. So, ES, who is with me? We have nothing to lose but our chains. And maybe our legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Epic fail. And I really do mean EPIC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 And their continued Treasonous ignoring of our Constitutional Right to a working Search function. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Epic fail.And I really do mean EPIC. Of course you would say that--you're right in their pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Of course you would say that--you're right in their pockets. I am not. I was running for POTES at one point. I just can't give it my full attention now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 I am not.I was running for POTES at one point. I just can't give it my full attention now. I smell a fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 An impeachment of Burgold would mean more Burgold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I smell a fix. If by "fix" you mean the removal of an infection by amputating my toe or possibly even my foot, then yes, there is a fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 An impeachment of Burgold would mean more Burgold I can live with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I can live with that. Rats. You mean I need to come up with a slogan for the 3% of Extremeskins that can actually tolerate me. Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Seconded. We're an Army of Two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Impeach the scoundrel. Whoever he or she may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Our power is gaining. If we could just get one of the candidates to get on board . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Rats. You mean I need to come up with a slogan for the 3% of Extremeskins that can actually tolerate me. Ugh! I don't know, because clearly, we are deranged. Come on Burgold, you know you want to impeach yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Up to 3 now. Let's keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Wait a minute! I know why you are doing this. You've found out that you top numerous lists as a possible VEEP candidate. This is a power grab. How unsavory! For shame! And here I was thinking with a name like Headexplode you'd be the perfect person to run my Gitmo interogation unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Wait a minute! I know why you are doing this. You've found out that you top numerous lists as a possible VEEP candidate. This is a power grab.How unsavory! For shame! That is a vicious and unwarranted attack. No one would ever want me on their ticket--they know I would onlly be a heartbeat away . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Up to 3 now. Let's keep it up. Actually, with Larry, we have four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 With the backing of four people, I propose that impeachment become an official candidate for President of ES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 With the backing of four people, I propose that impeachment become an official candidate for President of ES. I second that proposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Baculus will be elected POTES in due time (when ever the hell the elections actually are). In which time, any talk of Impeachment will be delt with quickly and harshly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I blame Mark Brunell.....it's his fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsFanInTX Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 With the backing of four people, I propose that impeachment become an official candidate for President of ES.I'm for it as long as we can have change and hope. Keep in mind, I can vote for it before I vote against it. Change;) Hope:cloud9: :evil:I hope this doesn't change my hope. :yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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