slinky Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 hmmm Dan is bringing cheerleading to sixflags? http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/news/stories/20080328_01.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Anything involving cheerleaders is a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Anything involving cheerleaders is a good idea Really? https://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/02/23/2008-02-23_florida_marlins_recruit_tubby_male_cheer.html Florida Marlins recruit tubby male cheerleaders for Manatees squad THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Saturday, February 23rd 2008, 5:51 PM MIAMI - The Florida Marlins are looking for some footloose fat men. The National League team is creating an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad to be dubbed the Manatees. Tryouts were scheduled for Sunday. The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season. Real manatees, 1,200-pound mammals sometimes referred to as "sea cows," are not considered the most agile of creatures and often get caught in boat propellers. The Marlins want their Manatees to have the same dimensions, but to be decidedly more agile. Men will be judged on how well they dance a choreographed routine. The Marlins already have a cheerleading squad, the considerably more svelte Mermaids. Men selected for the Manatees won't be paid. They'll get tickets to games they perform at, and the honor of dancing in front of crowds that have been smallest in major league baseball for the last two seasons. The Marlins aren't the only pro sports team capitalizing on Americans' expanding waistlines. The Chicago Bulls basketball team have the Matadors, a big-man dance troupe that's entertained fans at home games since 2003. And although cheerleaders might be an unfamiliar site in baseball, big men aren't, as fans have long cheered on the likes of Babe Ruth and Kirby Puckett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 What The Article said: In a statement from Six Flags, the company says their new "Six Flags Thrillleaders" will promote the company's unique brand of thrilling entertainment and become an integral part of Six Flags' ever-expanding entertainment offerings. What they really meant: In an effort to get Dads across America interested in bringing their family to a theme park, Six Flags will be offering hot women with big boobies and short skirts, free of charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
“Misdirection” Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 What they really meant: :laugh: too true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 What The Article said:What they really meant: :laugh: Snyder's not wasting a whole lot of money on this lark. From the site's FAQ's: Is being Six Flags Thrilleader a full-time job? Being a Six Flags Thrilleader is a part-time job with a full-time commitment. Translation: You'll work for peantuts. What is the salary for an Six Flags Thrilleaders? The cheerleaders get paid a nominal fee for each the entire season they perform. There are also opportunities for paid appearances throughout the season. It is required for the cheerleaders to have a full-time job or be a full-time student because being an Six Flags Thrilleaders is not a full-time paying job. Translation: You'll work for peanuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 There are also opportunities for paid appearances throughout the season. Ahem... :smooch: :jerk: :hump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Ahem... :smooch: :jerk: :hump: Now THAT would get lots of dads out to the park. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 "Allright kids, you go ride the ferris wheel, dady's going to go ride the thrilleader" .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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