China Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover By Megan Levy Last Updated: 12:45pm GMT 03/03/2008 A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner. The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen. A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose". According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices. The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses. When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_cavalierman Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 That would make for a great wanna get away commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Vacuum cleaners suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helptheSKINS Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 "Sucks" to be him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i could never get mine inside the hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i could never get mine inside the hose. thats not what Henry said...:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo2365 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Did anyone else notice that he was Polish? There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKurp Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 "I spent the night in the map room, I humanize the vacuum." ~ Spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helter_Skelter Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Well it is kind of sexy in a way......... I'd hit it. Just kiddin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 It just reminds me of that scene in scary movie where doofy runs out of his bedroom "I told you not to bother me when i'm cleaning my room" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 When I was at Maryland, my housemate got caught doing the same thing... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Wouldnt the suction rip your penis off? I could have sworn Ive heard that story before :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Wouldnt the suction rip your penis off? I could have sworn Ive heard that story before :laugh: You tell us, you're the expert capt hoover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Still not as embarassing as the guy who got it stuck in the motel whirlpool back in the early 90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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