China Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 The suspect is 7 feet tall, has long white fur By GREG HAMILTON, Times Staff Writer Published December 27, 2007 SPRING HILL - Two Lema Drive residents were startled Sunday morning when a woman knocked on their door and asked for a ride home because the abominable snowman was chasing her. Sally Meurant and Carmen Fraccica called police after the woman, whom they had never seen before and who later was identified as Toni Zillifro, came to their home at 7:17 a.m. Zillifro, who smelled strongly of alcohol according to a police report, told a sheriff's deputy that she had gotten drunk at a local bar the previous night and that the snowman, which she described as 7-feet tall, had chased her. She said she fought the snowman, even getting in a kick. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 It was actually Anne Ramsey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Zillifro, who smelled strongly of alcohol according to a police report Seems like that is pretty much all you need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Zillifro, who smelled strongly of alcohol according to a police report, Seems like that is pretty much all you need to know. Yep, apparently the Abominable Snowman has a drinking problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 Seems like that is pretty much all you need to know. What, are you telling me you don't believe her statement that she not only saw, but fought with, the abominable snowman...in Florida? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Zillifro, who smelled strongly of alcohol according to a police report, Seems like that is pretty much all you need to know. so you believed the story up until that point ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Drugs are bad, mmmmkay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Dang lady, everybody knows the Yeti don't live where it's warm! How you gonna have an abominable snowman with no snow? It just don't make no sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Dang lady, everybody knows the Yeti don't live where it's warm! How you gonna have an abominable snowman with no snow? It just don't make no sense! Just further solid proof of Global Warming...... All of the Yeti are fleeing the arctic, in search of cooler weather down south, but to no avail....they only find even warmer weather, and drunk rednecks kicking at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Just further solid proof of Global Warming......All of the Yeti are fleeing the arctic, in search of cooler weather down south, but to no avail....they only find even warmer weather, and drunk rednecks kicking at them :laugh: :notworthy Good to see you around Mick. I hope you and your mom are doing well, bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I got in a fight with a Yeti once, put a rear naked choke on him and made him tap. Then I was like thats right *****, I made you tap, I made you tap. Then I pee'd on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 :laugh: :notworthy Good to see you around Mick. I hope you and your mom are doing well, bud. Thanks, Double H.......we've good days and bad.....but we're hanging on. Nice thread on Reed Doughty......keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 I got in a fight with a Yeti once, put a rear naked choke on him and made him tap. Then I was like thats right *****, I made you tap, I made you tap. Then I pee'd on him. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This was just too funny. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Personally I would have got him in a figure four and made the B**** tap out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 She probably wrassled an alligater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 The suspect is 7 feet tall, has long white fur[/url] 7 ft tall with long white fur.......was it Dirk Nowitzki ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 7 ft tall with long white fur.......was it Dirk Nowitzki ??? She didn't get the height right, it was actually a homeless Shawn Bradley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 She didn't get the height right, it was actually a homeless Shawn Bradley. Whether it's Dirk Nowitzki or Shawn Bradley, we've established it's a monster from Dallas, and that much makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskin56 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Maybe the Yeti escaped from Expedition Everest over in Disney World? :shot: Worst part is I leave within 30 miles of where this took place. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Maybe it was a hoax and old man Williams was just trying to scare off any would be people who wanted to steal his treasure. And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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