pR0JEkT 21 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Alright peoples...I'll go ahead and start this off because I heard some new funny ones at work today and I want to know if there is any other ones that I am missing! Please post, ok here it goes! " Your mom is like a door knob everyone gets a turn " :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your mama is so fat, Your dad had to hire a sherpa on their honeymoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Yo mamma is soo old she farts dust. Yo mamma is soo bald I can see what shes thinking. Yo mamma is soo dumb she got run over by a parked car. Yo mamma is soo fat that it took me 4 buses, 3 cars, 1 train and a 1 mile bike ride to get on her good side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Yo mama's so lazy she can't even find the search button http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152482&highlight=mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 "Yo mama's so fat the other day when I was out for a ride I swerved to miss her crossing the street and ran out of gas"--My own "Yo mama's so black when she goes out during the day the phone rates go down" "Yo mama's so fat when she steps into church God has to step out" --Just made it up what do you think?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 "Yo mama's so fat the other day when I was out for a ride I swerved to miss her crossing the street and ran out of gas"--My own :laugh: Love this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles all the cars speed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your mama's so fat she uses a microwave as a beeper. Your mama's so fat when she wears yellow and bends over everyone jumps on her back for a ride. (taxi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Ive always been partial to the "yo momma's so fat that when she wears her malcom X jacket helicopters try to land on her". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 ahhh, what the heck ill add. Your mama is so fat her belt size is equater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pskins Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your momma's so fat when God said Let there be light He told her to get out of the way Your momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hu-bison-skinsfan Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 (I've posted these before) Yo momma's so dumb she sold her car to get gas money Yo momma's so fat she wears a Polo sweater with real horse on it Yo momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund Yo momma's so old she went to the prom with Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TODD Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 "Yo mama's so fat the other day when I was out for a ride I swerved to miss her crossing the street and ran out of gas"--My own "Yo mama's so black when she goes out during the day the phone rates go down" "Yo mama's so fat when she steps into church God has to step out" --Just made it up what do you think?? I think you've found your calling :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TODD Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles all the cars speed up. :laugh: :laugh: :notworthy Would I expect anything less from the master himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Yo momma is so black, when you pour water over her head, coffee comes out of her nose. Yo momma so dumb, that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so fat that when she backs up, she goes, "Beep.... beep.... beep.... " I may not go down in history, but I will be going down on yo momma. Yo momma so black, they used her as one of the slaves in "Amistad." Yo momma so fat, her boyfriend has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Skins Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles all the cars speed up. Oh yea, Well your mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb4348 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Yo mamma is so fat that when she broke her leg gravy poured out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your mama is like an Indy car- she burns several rubbers a day. Your mama is so black, when she gets in the hot tub, it turns to tea. Your mama is so fat that when she goes to Sea World, Shamu pops a boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 ahhh, what the heck ill add. Your mama is so fat her belt size is equater. Your mama is so dumb, she taught you to spell equator with an "e". J/K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 "Yo Mama's so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinPride27 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your mama is so dumb, when the weatherman said it's chilly outside, she ran out of the house with a bowl and a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your mama is so stupid, she went to the airport, saw a sign that said airport left, and went home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyfar Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 "Your mamma got a peg leg with a kickstand" - Pharcyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegunN Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Yo momma is so black, when you pour water over her head, coffee comes out of her nose.. :laugh::laugh::laugh: :notworthy:notworthy:notworthy That one's utterly, amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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