SkinsOrlando Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Yo momma's so fat when she bent over 2 stools and a toilet fell out Yo mommas so dislexic she wipes her ass before she poops Yo mommas teeth so rotten she spits yoohoo yo mommas like McDonalds over 3 billion served yo mommas so fat she sweats butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Judges Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Ive always been partial to the "yo momma's so fat that when she wears her malcom X jacket helicopters try to land on her". :laugh: oldie but goodie Your momma is so fat when she goes swimming, people stick harpoons in her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your mom is so interesting and has led such an amazing life that I think I'll go have tea with her. And maybe a scone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no1fanofno21 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 your mama's so stupid it took here 2 hrs to watch 60 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 your mama's so stupid it took here 2 hrs to watch 60 minutes HILARIOUS!!!!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTrainSkinsFan Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 yo momma's so fat, i rolled over twice and was still on the ***** yo momma's so stupid, she made Adam Archuleta the highest paid safety in the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 yo mammas so old she's in Jesus's yearbook Yo mommas so nasty she had to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee jumping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted December 16, 2006 Author Share Posted December 16, 2006 Yo mama's so lazy she can't even find the search button http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152482&highlight=mama Sorry dude, but I did use the search function I actually typed in mama jokes just like this and nothing came up except jokes, jokes, jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 HILARIOUS!!!!:laugh: OLD!!!!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Your momma so stupid it took her 3 hours to make minute rice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted December 16, 2006 Author Share Posted December 16, 2006 Hope this one is appropriate enough for the forum if not I apologize, please delete it! "Your mom is a like a race car she goes through 4 rubbers a day!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted March 4, 2007 Author Share Posted March 4, 2007 " Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wantarace17 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger popped out of george washington's nose. yo mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch yo mama is so old she waited tables at the last supper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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