Boots Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Washington > >Washington,D.C.--Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown >white powdery substance on the practice field. >Head coach Joe Gibbs immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. >After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. >Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to >encounter the substance again this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909997 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 arent u very original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMBAdict04 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 ummmm okay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPortJGibbs89 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Damn man how many times is someone going to post this one. I thought you were going to say that they had to stop practice because passes were flying all over the field and the recievers rememeberd they were actually NFL recievers that are suppose to get the ball thrown to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Congrats I head that when I was 7 years old only back then, the joke ended with Mike Irvin snorting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGSKINS Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 This is wack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney26 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I thought it was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRay Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Man that's pretty old but it still get a couple of chuckles from me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 :laugh: ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkowi Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 what is funny is that you can stick ANY team in there and it still works. the joke never has to stop! :twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Someone actually ran this exact same joke last season. Glad to see you're on top of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Someone actually ran this exact same joke last season. Glad to see you're on top of things. And last week and the week before that and ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 Holy crap guys! Didn't think I'd get all that negative attention. Just trying to lighten the mood a little after reading 100's of threads worrying about everything from JC to whether the grass will be growing in the right direction. Someone sent that to me in an e-mail and I found it a little funny. If you didn't or had already heard it, why waste my time and yours with negativity? HTTR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFanSince82 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I don't know about starting a post off with "Terror Alert...", just doesn't do it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Gut Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 20 uses later and this **** still isn't funny cot damn, what happened to original humor? just cause you get an e-mail doesn't mean you should post it in your favorite forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Someone sent that to me in an e-mail and I found it a little funny. If you didn't or had already heard it, why waste my time and yours with negativity? HTTR!! we ALL get the SAME SPAM emails a YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 I don't know about starting a post off with "Terror Alert...", just doesn't do it for me. Probably why I put (just a joke) in the title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJoe1013 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I disagree, I have cautious optimism that JC and Betts will see that goal line sooner or later. I think our defense will be seeing it quite regularly too so long as they don't figure out how to cover the seem routes while in cover 2. One can only hope our offense will see it more often then our defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitty71 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Here we go again, man. Wasn't funny the first time, why would it be now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I don't know about starting a post off with "Terror Alert...", just doesn't do it for me. I take it you are one of those namby pamby politically correct people. :doh: So what are we gonna do, take out the words Terror and Alert because they might offend someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Humor is to this forum as Mark Brunell is to a good passing game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the burgundy and gold Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Probably why I put (just a joke) in the title that was a good idea, the last time someone didnt put joke in there title of this thread, there was an arguement almost immediatly :laugh: :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greek44 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Still not sure how that was funny the first time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Washington> >Washington,D.C.--Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown >white powdery substance on the practice field. >Head coach Joe Gibbs immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. >After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. >Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to >encounter the substance again this season. weak :doh: This has been done many times before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt'n Obvious Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Once again, from the Department of Redundancy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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