dlwredskins Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Guys I love the Redskins like everyone else (probably more) someone in DC sent this to me...I live in LA. I know Redskins jokes, and downing Joe Gibbs is blasphemy, but this was a little funny. Regardless of what anyone says every week I'll cheer until I lose my voice. Forgive me...but it's a little funny. Regardless HAIL!!!!!!! A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a District Juvenile Courtroom drama Friday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy carried a history of being abused by his mother and others residing at his home. The judge initially was preparing to award custody to the child's aunt in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the maximum degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt also beat him, and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they were alcoholics who fought and often abused each other. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a prevalent way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldysknzfn1 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Guys I love the Redskins like everyone else (probably more) someone in DC sent this to me...I live in LA. I know Redskins jokes, and downing Joe Gibbs is blasphemy, but this was a little funny. Regardless of what anyone says every week I'll cheer until I lose my voice. Forgive me...but it's a little funny.Regardless HAIL!!!!!!! A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a District Juvenile Courtroom drama Friday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy carried a history of being abused by his mother and others residing at his home. The judge initially was preparing to award custody to the child's aunt in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the maximum degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt also beat him, and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they were alcoholics who fought and often abused each other. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a prevalent way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. <hiding face to hide my laughter>...o man...what can I say?.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1njskinsfan Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 man if i had a quarter every time i have seen that joke with "insert team here" i might beable to move down to the lower level at FED EX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 That was an awful lot of setup for awfully little payoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwpanic Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 man that joke is old. did you hear the one about the chicken that was trying to cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmich001 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 F'NG DUMB I am now more stupid for reading this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 ok but it does get old time after time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan81 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I sure hope that is not the first time You have heard that joke (in any of it's many forms). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 36 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 :doh: I heard that joke for the first time around the time Norv got here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlwredskins Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 I kinda know all these are "insert team" jokes, but hey just to lightening things up a bit...remember I had to watch what happen to us in INDY live...still that's nothing compared to our home fans watching the Titans game. Anyway It's doesn't matter...we'll take it to Romo sits to pee and the Cowboys....then we'll be laughing for a different reason....We've beat Dallas 3 out of 4 HAIL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noshirtforyou Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 lmao thats a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I think someone already started this as a thread yesterday with the same joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donita35 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Actually it was quite funny to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Fakeman Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I want the last 1 minute of my life back... (...funny / classic...h/e) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedBNG Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 ___________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 man that joke is old. did you hear the one about the chicken that was trying to cross the road? no...what happend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 man that joke is old. did you hear the one about the chicken that was trying to cross the road? :paranoid: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=176041 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'KanSkinFan Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 ___________ :laugh: cool smiley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_ Skinshead Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Man that joke's as old as our team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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