PCS Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 If it's stupid, but it works, then it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 Monday's were designed to remind us that we didn't win the lotto over the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Elevator smell different to midget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 When you get to the end of the rainbow, Murphy will be there to tell you that the pot of gold is at the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLeVan Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he/she isn't doing the same thing. Square pegs DO NOT fit in round holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Friendly fire isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 It's a small world-------but I wouldn't want to paint it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 He who laughs last, thinks slowest. You have told me a joke, right? Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 He who laughs last, thinks slowest. ...........um.................er....................:laugh: The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Mine is 50-50-99.999999999999 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. :laugh: Its better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 You have told me a joke, right?Blondie Er..... :laugh: ?? ( See?There I go making the point Took me this long to figure it out. Really. ). Yes ma'm...er..no ma'm.......er..... it said he not she? * :rubeyes: Must be the Nyquil.... can't decide if I'm in trouble or not..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Wow I feel like that sums my life up pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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