Boots Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 My band played last night and while I was at the bar waiting for my beer, I overheard this couple next to me, and the girl was really laying it on thick. The guy was not at all interested and was trying to ignore her. Finally he spoke up and told her, " Look honey, I'm like an elevator, I have a weight limit." Oh my God!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I had to turn and leave quick or I'd have spit my beer out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUNSTONE Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 OUCH!!! But funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wantarace17 Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 WOW! that was awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 More mean than funny. Unless the girl was really being obnoxious, why go to that much trouble to make her feel bad? But hey, thats just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Dude should be flattered a girl is interested in him... if he's not attracted to her, there's much better ways to let her know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Agreed with above. I've seen drinks poured on fellows for less. And I didn't throw the gal out when that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sick Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 He probably regretted saying that by last call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 not very nice. but given the venue, things like that are to be expected. sounds like she was the type looking for abuse, after all she was attracted to him in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 He probably regretted saying that by last call. :laugh: :laugh: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 He probably regretted saying that by last call. :laugh: Oh ****. Now that was funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted October 7, 2006 Author Share Posted October 7, 2006 yeah, it was pretty harsh! In a way, she was asking for a little abuse. She was fall down drunk to start with and at the end of the evening I saw one of her friends escort her to the bathroom and she looked like she was about to hurl. He could have been a little more diplomatic about the whole thing, but it did make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Which means right about now her friend or friends are saying " OMG! You were so drunk! You should have seen the guy you were hitting on. Ewwwwwwww." Or something like that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Which means right about now her friend or friends are saying " OMG! You were so drunk! You should have seen the guy you were hitting on. Ewwwwwwww." Or something like that . :laugh: All the things being said on here are sounding like first hand experiences. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 :laugh: All the things being said on here are sounding like first hand experiences. :doh: Merely things I witnessed as a bartender. :halo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Merely things I witnessed as a bartender. :halo: Right Jay, right. My cousin is a bartender and it's more than just being a "witness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Right Jay, right. My cousin is a bartender and it's more than just being a "witness." What? :halo: No really Gary. When this town was much smaller and there were only about 5 bars in town, I can remember witnessing stuff like boots told about, and then the very next morning when I came in to do that dayshift bartender/manager thing, witnessed that conversation I provided. Yep. Same people. I remember having friends of mine, ( guys and gals), asking me the same question while I served them Bloody Marys, ( at the time, I made killer ones). " Jayman. This true? Was he/she really that bad?" * "Yep. Sorry. But yep." And then game them a double. Er. Keeping in mind of course, I served them the night before. Which made it all my fault. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Thats not funny at all. I had it used on me once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUBAKAH Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Thats not funny at all. I had it used on me once. Yeah, but knowing you, you had a killer line back to her. So what was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Yeah, but knowing you, you had a killer line back to her.So what was it? probably "yea you open up your doors for everyone and ride 'em up and down all day and all night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooka Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 :laugh: Ouch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 My band played last night and while I was at the bar waiting for my beer, I overheard this couple next to me, and the girl was really laying it on thick. The guy was not at all interested and was trying to ignore her. Finally he spoke up and told her, " Look honey, I'm like an elevator, I have a weight limit."Oh my God!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I had to turn and leave quick or I'd have spit my beer out laughing. So what exactly did she say to him? Let's hear the details!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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