The Master SWC Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 so here it is... the stat...that will PROVE THE REDSKINS WILL WIN!! did u know...that brunell has thrown for 120 miles of yards when he's at home with a southeast wind of less than 5 mph above the equator with a humidity of 10% and sean taylor has at least one tackle with shawn springs out and batman and robin hump each other while a talking monkey in a purple dress who can juggle sings the national anthem in whitey tighteys on a moonless night? just further proof that we will win this sunday... yes...they DO have stats for EVERYTHING... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
End2round2sanders Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 What the hell??? Did you know that when GIbbs makes a cheese sandwich before thursday night practices 3 weeks after a monday night game we lost after CBS had the best rated show on the tuesday of that week before there was a thunderstorm in riverside california the same week when someone wins a mercedes benz at harrahs casino HES 2-1 Take that stat and eat it.!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 And I like chicken only when it is fried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNoles21 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I immediately regret the decision to click on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz#28Rules Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Interesting.....Now, I guess, I can call the bookie!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinzFanatic Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Yeah, I think I read that somewhere!!! Cheer an HTTR :dallasuck :eaglesuck :gaintsuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegunN Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Psh that's common knowledge, duh? You forgot to state that Joe Gibbs throws 150% completions and usually finishes with a 600 passer rating when C. Po. eats eggs on the fifth monday of every month, when the moon touches my wang. Just so ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsevier Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The End Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Well that wasn't funny at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master SWC Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 sorry...but im excited about the game...who isnt? and all ive done all day was read stats on nfl and espn and everywhere else... and when u hear the commentary...they HAVE A STAT FOR EVERYTHING!! like no matter how obsurd...its rediculous...seriously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 so here it is...the stat...that will PROVE THE REDSKINS WILL WIN!! did u know...that brunell has thrown for 120 miles of yards when he's at home with a southeast wind of less than 5 mph above the equator with a humidity of 10% and sean taylor has at least one tackle with shawn springs out and batman and robin hump each other while a talking monkey in a purple dress who can juggle sings the national anthem in whitey tighteys on a moonless night? just further proof that we will win this sunday... yes...they DO have stats for EVERYTHING... I immediately regret the decision to click on this thread. Two of the funniest posts that I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909997 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 crap.........i wasted 30 sec of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 It puts the lotion on its body, or it gets the hose again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 crap.........i wasted 30 sec of my life That's OK, you young enough to waste a little............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsRMoney06 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 It puts the lotion on its body, or it gets the hose again. Damn nice pull with the silence quote you are a genius sir. Did you know, when approx. 90,000 overzealous skins fan pack Fed-Ex field and mentally will the Jags to F up we will win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I immediately regret the decision to click on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishisthegreatstuff Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 thanks for wasting my time Edited for content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfansk Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I thought the forecast was for an eastsoutheast wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master SWC Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 thanks for wasting my time you prick shhh...its gentle time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Interesting.....Now, I guess, I can call the bookie!!! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 thanks for wasting my time you prick Not nice. Then again, pretty stupid thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAHOGFAN Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 That's a good stat, but if a canoe had wheels how many pancakes would it take to cover a dog house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I went and saw a vodoo lady who told that the skins will win.. she is able to see the future if she sqeezes a baby goat's testicles. HTTR!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 What the hell???Did you know that when GIbbs makes a cheese sandwich before thursday night practices 3 weeks after a monday night game we lost after CBS had the best rated show on the tuesday of that week before there was a thunderstorm in riverside california the same week when someone wins a mercedes benz at harrahs casino HES 2-1 Take that stat and eat it.!!!! Sorry meant to quote the starter of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 and another true fact, the redskins always win a home game just before the republicans win an election. Look it up. So who says politics are all bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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