PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #1. Prop your feet up on the A/C unit so it blows on your junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 is there a story behind this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #2. Go downstairs and steal cookies from the front desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwebst1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 :laugh: hey, as long as you're having fun, man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins4life234 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 3. Sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 #3 Order porn. Expense it to your company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #4. when the receptionist confronts you about the cookies, service her behind her service desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 strip club? or would that technically be outside of the hotel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 strip club?or would that technically be outside of the hotel? Thought I told you last night - bring the strip club to you. And then - :jerk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #5) Open the window and yell to innocent passersby, "YEAH, BUT LOOK WHAT EARNEST BYNER DID FOR US!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #5) Open the window and yell to innocent passersby, "YEAH, BUT LOOK WHAT EARNEST BYNER DID FOR US!!!!" :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 #5) Open the window and yell to innocent passersby, "YEAH, BUT LOOK WHAT EARNEST BYNER DID FOR US!!!!" :rotflmao: :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 #6. Solicit a Cleveland prostitute. Ask her how much a "steamer" costs. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm watching the World Series of Darts - that's pretty entertaining. The announcers get really into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #7) Call the mayor's office and demand that the city council take up legislation that would change the name of the city to "Cleveageland." (Yeah, you laugh now, but it worked when I was in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #5) Open the window and yell to innocent passersby, "YEAH, BUT LOOK WHAT EARNEST BYNER DID FOR US!!!!" :notworthy :applause: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #8) Load up on Mexican food. I mean load up on it; burritos, nachos, tacos, refried beans, that spicy green sauce (whatever the hell it is). When the obligatory "runs" hit you, fill up the toilet. Then call for maintenance. As the guy's cleaning out the bowl, apologize for your "uncontrolable case of the Browns." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Go down to the lobby. Start shouting at the top of your lungs that you are Lebron James' illegitimate son. Demand child support in the millions. Throw a tantrum, then post up the bellhop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #9) (Sorry, but this requires leaving the hotel room.) GO to the mayor's office in a Skins cap, Skins t-shirt, Skins shorts, and burgundy and gold shoes. Demand that the Indians do away with their demeaning and offensive native American logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 #9) (Sorry, but this requires leaving the hotel room.) GO to the mayor's office in a Skins cap, Skins t-shirt, Skins shorts, and burgundy and gold shoes. Demand that the Indians do away with their demeaning and offensive native American logo. :rotflmao: I think a little pee came out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #9) (Sorry, but this requires leaving the hotel room.) GO to the mayor's office in a Skins cap, Skins t-shirt, Skins shorts, and burgundy and gold shoes. Demand that the Indians do away with their demeaning and offensive native American logo. i guess that one's worthy of leaving the hotel room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 #10) Assuming the hotel has free internet hookups, log on to your computer. Go to www.extremeskins.com . Start a stupid-ass thread about fun things to do in a Cleveland hotel room. Get carried by your ol' reliable pal honorary_hog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 This thread is great - especially since nobody knows who is in cleveland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 :rotflmao: I think a little pee came out! have you been drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Tell everyone you see that you are a Redskins fan, but you really like the Brown's chances this year as long as that Palmer kids knee holds up and Chad Johnson stays healthy. Mention that the rest of their division is full of terrible teams with no direction and classless fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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