36SKINS56 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 They say the grass is always greener on the other side...unless you just had an altercation with ST...in that case its just filled with blood, teeth and tears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Gotta lot of Time on your Hand's huh ? :laugh:I just want him FREE and playing Football for the SKIN'S for the Next 10 Years !!! These are taken from the "Chuck Norris Facts" website...as can be seen by the fact he left Chuck's name on one of them (and if you're familiar with the facts, you recognize them instantly). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers22 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Good facts. Excellent post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomadicSkinFan Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 If you've ever seen anyone hit with an oar, as we friends of Sean Taylor have, you know that said victim doesn't slowly lower himself to his arse, put his hands down, and gently lay back. Damn. Get a stunt double, or learn how to fall already. That is funny. Watching that video, I half expect him to look back, move any pebbles he sees and brush away any pine cones before gently falling down. That was some crappy acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 those are pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 I didn't know we had to make a BILLION sean taylor threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neerajk4 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Norris’/Taylor's sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number1team Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 In his free time Sean Taylor knits sweaters, knits as in kills, and sweaters as in babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhutanibeast Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 well i would rather have him shoot guys who stole his atv's than kill babies. WOuldnt you???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Burgundy Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Sean Taylor once pulled a top hat out of a rabbit's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWill Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Nice, I have only one correction. I think his blood type is more like AK47+...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Chuck Norris stepped to Sean Taylor and found out quickly that it was a very foolish move. You have no idea just how great a scene you chose :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyf316 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Sean Taylor did not spit on Pittman. This can be proven by the fact that Pittman's facemask was not dented. And quit picking on Chuck Norris taking the fall after the oar shot. He's old, and afraid he'll break a hip if he falls the right way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misery Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 these are sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAHOGFAN Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 I wish Sean the best. He is a future a Hall of Famer who has forever changed the Saftey position. "LINEBACKER DISGUISED AS A SAFETY". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Walton's Mohawk Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Sean Taylor only eats beef jerky. He then ****s gunpowder, which he uses to make a bullet. He uses the bullet to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. This is known as the Sean Taylor cycle of life. That is pretty funny! We have to give you props for the quote and, of course, the Chuck Norris clip... Very witty for Birds fan.... I am glad to see that you still have a sense of humor after the TO debacle! Good posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Sean Taylor sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled safety ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Sean roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Sean Taylor always wins unless he lets the Devil win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Haha- are thse Chuck Norris jokes? heheh yeah. CN is actually still referenced in a couple of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefPowhatan17 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 He is mortal, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#47Capt.Chaos Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 heheh yeah. CN is actually still referenced in a couple of them. How do you know that ST didn't teach Chuck Norris martial arts? ST his so hard, even the most whack roundhouse would pose a deadly force just b/c its ST's leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottlo34 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Obsessed much??....Get a grip. He is #21 and plays SS for the Washington Redskins. Mentioning him in the same sentence as Christ is a bit much. Relax dude. I'm a fan too but he is just like you and me.....flesh and blood. GO SKINS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 When Sean Taylor went to court and the judge saw who it was......... The judge sentenced himself to the death penalty in fear of getting killed by Sean Taylor. Sean Taylor was forgiven of all charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasimpson Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Obsessed much??....Get a grip. He is #21 and plays SS for the Washington Redskins. Mentioning him in the same sentence as Christ is a bit much. Relax dude. I'm a fan too but he is just like you and me.....flesh and blood. GO SKINS!! He's a FS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldpacker Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Obsessed much??....Get a grip. He is #21 and plays SS for the Washington Redskins. Mentioning him in the same sentence as Christ is a bit much. Relax dude. I'm a fan too but he is just like you and me.....flesh and blood. GO SKINS!! I guess you don't socialize much, do you? Its called a joke. You should try it some time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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