slinky Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 A Dallas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas Shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Redskin jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Redskin fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk with mom." Off goes the little lad with the Redskin jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Redskin fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go see your father." Off he goes with the Redskin jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Redskin fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son around the head and says, " No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good, son. What is it?" The son replies, " I've only been a Redskin fan for an hour and I already hate you Dallas ****s." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 :laugh: Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 cute.....very cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwitt Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 horrible...45 seconds of my life I wish I had back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donita35 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Cute. But it is safe to say that we had the last whack this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantor Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Payton Manning is going to be awarded an honorary jujitsu championship belt by Royce Gracie this weekend, because he chokes like a MF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-O-G Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I thought it was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSF Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Good one!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Nostril Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Contrived and this post would be too short if I didn't add this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betsy thurman Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 very funny and probably true!! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peele Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 :applause: :laugh: :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Haha, thanks for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novaskin Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Funny..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novaskin Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I put allot of thought into that last post too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macnoke03 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 horrible...45 seconds of my life I wish I had back chill out man :jerk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 This could never have happened. If they were real Cowboy fans, the boy's mother and sister would've been the same person, and no Redskin fan would let himself get whacked twice by the same woman.... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan72901 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Sweet! Good for the kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 The same could be said for Giants and Eagles fans, now that I think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinky Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 I am even surprised the kids parents aren't in Jail for drug possession... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qb18_200400 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 cool, very cool!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HittinSkinz Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 that was lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 This could never have happened. If they were real Cowboy fans, the boy's mother and sister would've been the same person, and no Redskin fan would let himself get whacked twice by the same woman.... :cool: Haha Classic ES humor... I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinzelwashington Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 i held a number 2 in just to read that SHi@@@t.. hahahaha got 2 go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peele Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Had to pass that along to some Dallas fans here at work and they even got a good laugh out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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