My brother is getting married Saturday at 3:30, and I'm the best man......

[grhqofb5]

What would you do if you were me??

[OrangeSkin]

:laugh: You are so screwed, dude.

[JCav06]

Is your brother a Redskins fan?

[skinstzar]

I have no siblings but I would definitely do the ceremony and then find a TV.

[portisizzle]

Two words

YOU BEAT

[grhqofb5]

:laugh: You are so screwed, dude.

Yeah, he was even ****ing about the wedding

[Boots]

Wear a small radio with an ear piece and hide it somewhere in your jacket. Then find the local redskins radio broadcast.

Just don't shout out if they ask if anyone has an objection to the marriage.

That would be bad!!

[saubouin]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sorry to hear that dude. Even if you TIVO it some idiot will probably tell you the result before you get a chance to watch it yourself.

[NattyLight]

Small earpiece should be sufficient.

By the way, I don't see this marriage lasting too long.

[SUNSTONE]

You can probably do both. What time is the service?

Just go to the wedding, then go to the game, then go back to the reception after the game.

[RabidFan]

Man, that stinks to high heaven. Sorry for your loss of a sis in law.

[Bostic Hog]

I have the same issue: My wife's (and we just got married the end of November) best friend from law school is getting married this saturday. Reception starts at 5pm. My wife said I could "slip out for a minute every 2 hours or so" !!! OY VEY !! I am slipping out for about 3 hours, find a bar with a TV. Not gonna be pretty later Saturday night with my wife.

[grhqofb5]

The funny thing is, this is actually a serious question here. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.......

[SkinsNut73]

If I were you I would...

...slap my brother around for being dumb enough to agree to a wedding in January in the middle of the playoffs!!!

Just kiddin' man....I'd go the earpiece route if it were me....and make sure there is aTV wherever the reception is being held.

[O.S.F]

Buy this for him as a gift:

[Boots]

Bostic, do you need a good devorce lawyer? I could hook yopu up with one.:laugh:

[andyburd]

Who in the HELL gets married during the Playoffs?

[grhqofb5]

You can probably do both. What time is the service?

Just go to the wedding, then go to the game, then go back to the reception after the game.

Service is at 330, reception starts right afterwards.... I'm thinking I could have some time in the 430-530 range to catch some action, but its gonna be tight.

[sumodat]

Short speech bro, short speech!

[Zen-like Todd]

You guys are soft! The solution is simple! Get your brother drunk, get him to cheat on his fiancee, capture evidence, and deliver it to the bride anonymously in a manila envelope! Voila! No pesky wedding in the way of watching the Redskins game! :laugh:

[kevinklein]

Earpiece for the win!

[AllBusiness]

Tivo, or a VCR

[MRMADD]

Skip it... he'll get married again someday. What is this, a gay wedding? Why isn't he watching the game?

[Inigo Montoya]

I got married during the Skins-Niners game last yr... We Won!!! I had to tape it and tell everyone not to let me know what was going on. I am a diehard fan and didnt think about looking to see if the Skins were playing on a Sat in December!!! I totally forgot about the Saturday games!!!

On the advise front... got nothin'

[Bostic Hog]

Ya know, this is the 3rd game I have to miss because of my wife, JUST THIS YEAR. Home opener, vs. Chicago, we had her friend's wedding in CT, then we got married on 11-26 - left for Jamaica on the 28th (no way to get to DC for the Chargers game) and now this one. MY WIFE SUCKS !!! I think I'll auction her off on EBay. HAHA