Mickalino Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Pittman says he wants to meet Taylor in a street-brawl. Here, he gets it. He should have been careful what he wished for. Round 1 Taylor comes out of his corner trash-talking, while Pittman throws a few sissy swings, which miss by a mile. Taylor then hits him with his signature shoulder hit and decks him to the floor. Pittman gets up and starts screaming and pointing at him, to get the referee to penalize him. Round 2 Taylor comes out trash-talking again, and this time backs it with another hit, that nails Pittman in the head and lands on the floor once again. Angry, Pittman runs back to his corner to get a quick Steroid injection. Muscles begin popping out uncontrollably, but he is now so bulked up, he can hardly move or turn, due to the bulging muscles restricting his agility. Taylor takes advantage of this, by quickly nailing Pittman in the head for a dizzying blow that knocks Pittman to the ground again. Pittman is saved by the bell. Round 3 Pittman, realizing he is out-matched by Taylor, pound-for-pound, resorts to drastic measures. It worked against his formidable wife, so Pittman jumps into his car and starts careening toward Taylor, to try to run over him. Taylor responds by looking for his ATV. Suddenly a Buc fans steals his ATV, and Taylor responds by beating him to a pulp. The referee flags him for assault and deducts points. Pittman takes advantage of Taylor's loss of the ATV and starts speeding toward him. Taylors agility allows him to jump over the speeding car as the car continues to hit a brick wall. Round 4 Pittman, uninjured due to the protective layer of steroid-induced muscle, gets out of the car and runs toward another car. But by this time, Taylor has gotten his ATV back, and he is charging toward Pittman in his ATV. But this time, the referee stops him, because he suspects Taylor of drinking and driving. The ref deducts another point for a DUI during the match. Meanwhile, Pittman has gotten into his 2nd car, and is now headed straight toward Taylor. Taylor is now out of breath because he skipped last off-season's workouts, and is to exhausted to jump out of the way this time. But fortunately he is saved by the bell. Round 5 This round picks up where the last round left off. Pittman once again runs away from Taylor like a sissy and jumps into a car to try to run over him. Only this time, the car is a CADILLAC. And we all know that CADILLACS from Tampa break down easily. Sure enough, the CADILLAC Pittman is driving sputters and breaks down. Pittman jumps out of the car but Taylor is standing right there to meet him when the door opens. In a helpless, desperate rage, Pittman swings at him. Once he again, he misses. And before he can take another swing, Taylor then spits at Pittman in both eyes, blinding him. Unable to see well enough to swing accurately, Pittman starts swinging wildly and blindly. Taylor then takes one swipe at him and drops Pittman to the ground for good. Buc fans start complaining that Pittman never actually touched the ground when he falls. They claim that he dropped his trunks, and pulled out his mouthpiece, and since he landed on those items, and didnt touch the ground, they claimed he wasn't truly knocked out But replay officials run back the tape, which clearly show that Pittman drops his trunks, and his mouthpiece, AFTER he hits the ground and therefore it is a knockout. Buccaneer fans continue their trash-talking AFTER the match, as if Pittman had won, just as they trash-talked AFTER the Bucs game, even tho they lost to the Skins. But soon they are distracted by the fact that their Trailer-Home caught on fire, from the alligator tail that was left cooking on the stove in their trailer, and they run home to put the fire out. And soon life is back to normal for Tampa fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinned alive Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Sean is a beast but did you see Pittman's arms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdarugar Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Pittman is diesel, this dude as definately used the juice in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Haha, very nice work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Nice work Mick, but far too long. Taylor would hit him once, and it would be all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 Maybe I should post this on the Buc Board ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byebye Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 hilarious... =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 um.... ok.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Actually........... http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=sean+taylor&word2=michael+pittman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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