ntotoro Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Two other funny things: 1) Talking about how tough CP's Mom is and saying "she's a Reeeedskin" (in Coach Gibbs' voice). 2) He snuck in a comment about the horsecollar tackles, just under-the-radar enough to keep from being noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Most men won't contact one another if all the practices are in their underwear... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Man, that little dude's quick coming up with this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 That was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Gillespie Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I'll tell you what. Every press conference has gotten funnier and funnier the last 5 weeks. Now that we're in the playoffs, this one was effin hilarious to me. Rock on CP!! Hopefully next week will be even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 When he drew the circle and said thats were Portis' momma will hit you, I was trying not to laugh out loud 'cause I'm at work. :notworthy Portis, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 LMAO it's so great, this is his best one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt'n Obvious Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I like how he mentioned how he continues to get horse-collared and the officials continue not to call it. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 He has to keep it up now. I can't wait for his Superbowl interviews...they may rival Riggins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisc0015 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I laughed out loud literally when he came out running and when he wrote, NO CONTACT.. wow, I love this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peachhaze Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Those little shorts!! Reminds of the early 80's and NBA players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooley4President Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 "That man's got 4.27 speed. You know what he can do with that? Exactly what he's been doin". I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Portis Is My Hero!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I usually don't find his interviews all that funny (aside from the costumes), but this was definitely his funniest one to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addicted2Skins Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Janky Spanky:D Portis is a tripp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM A REDSKIN FAN Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I usually don't find his interviews all that funny (aside from the costumes), but this was definitely his funniest one to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryClark4Canton Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 CLASSIC! Tight Shorts = hilarious About portis' mom in phili "you know where she put dat fist? [*tap *tap on chin] Right hurr, she puts it right hurr" LOL!!!!!! " She's A real redskinette" LOL! Coach Janky Spanky Draws up play M E T T E \ / You can't stop dat blitz right durr baby lol! (what da hell kinda blitz was dat lol!!!) Santana...at Corner? lol in mid interview one of his fake ears falls off...ROFL! Thiswas near the end when he turned back into just plain ol Clinton Portis answering questions! LOL! CLASSIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regularjoe Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 That fake Motorola headset is sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santanamoss89 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 That is great. Portis is my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 How can you not love CP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diablo23 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Gotta love CP! Or Coach Janky Spanky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STaylorLayintheWOOD Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 lol those tiny shorts got me. and then to want practice in underwear so there would be no contact. too funny. portis is a clown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Friggin Hilarious!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisCaddyClayton Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 What is this guy's problem...Dude thinks this stuff is funny, but almost everyone outside of DC thinks he is a freak. I also realize why he took his mom to the senior prom. NOT FUNNY, just WEIRD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 What is this guy's problem...Dude thinks this stuff is funny, but almost everyone outside of DC thinks he is a freak.I also realize why he took his mom to the senior prom. NOT FUNNY, just WEIRD ok :censored: loser :bucsuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant15fromNJ Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 This one was very funny. I liked when he said put Santana on Joey Galloway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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