Dweezel Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Portis could come out dressed like a woman for all I care as long as he and the team keep winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin101 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Why was he writing SS when he was saying Sean Taylor? still funny. Cant stop laughing when I saw him run out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inevitable Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Why was he writing SS when he was saying Sean Taylor? still funny. Cant stop laughing when I saw him run out there. Good question, as Sean Taylor is a free saftey, and SS would signify Strong safety, I woudl think. Regardless, I'm pretty sure thats what he meant. Still zomg funny though. The underwear thing made me LOL and kinda caught my roommates offguard. great interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Easily the funniest one yet. Coach Janky Spanky is hysterical. Agreed...I was laughing out loud in the middle of my office. People were coming over to watch with me because I was laughing so hard. "Grown men won't touch eachother in underwear." :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 What is this guy's problem...Dude thinks this stuff is funny, but almost everyone outside of DC thinks he is a freak.I also realize why he took his mom to the senior prom. NOT FUNNY, just WEIRD 5 straight games -- 573 yards and 6TDs. We all know you're just jealous, so you might as well just admit it. Oh, and I'm sure you remember 144 yards and a TD, don't you? How about the 64 yard TD? Face it -- Portis owns the Bucs, and that trend will continue this Saturday. And you and the rest of the league will have to deal with yet another hilarious CP press conference!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Coming from the guy with a sig idolizing weird people "Wierd people." :laugh: Bet you can't name one person in his sig, because if you could, you'd know how stupid that comment was!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonshogs44 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 You guys don't understand I'm trying to help Clinton Portis out. Everyone thinks he is off his rocker and you guys just sit here and pretend to laugh at his WEIRD sense of humor...So just start a STOP CLINTON'S UNFUNNY PRESS CONF. thread. The only person who going to be off his rocker is your QB when 21 comes thru the line. And pretend to laugh? Hell you pretend to have a team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 UPI January 5, 2006 Detroit Detroit Lions General Manager Matt Millen announced today he expects to interview Washington area Boys and Girls Club Coach Spanky Janky for the Detroit Lions head coaching position this week. "Coach Janky has some innovative football ideas," Millen stated. "Nobody can stop his blitz packages, at least on paper. And his ideas for run stopping defense - three safeties and 13 players on the field. . .why hasn't anyone come up with that before? Brilliant! We couldn't get Gregg Williams, but Spanky Janky is the next best thing. With better legs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Maybe its just a Redskin thing, I mean the Fag ettes what the hell is that? Cross dressing to go to a football game.Just a buncha weirdos...Portis is a great fit in DC Go troll another board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggz2005 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'm not sure when Portis wrote on paper " you can't stop the E T T E blitz" and drew it out? can anyone tell me what he meant by this and why all the reporters laughed at it? Best Portis interview by far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'm not sure when Portis wrote on paper " you can't stop the E T T E blitz" and drew it out? can anyone tell me what he meant by this and why all the reporters laughed at it?Best Portis interview by far I'm just figuring, but I bet Ette is his mom's name and he's referring to her punching the philly creep as a "blitz" type of move :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SittingBull Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 it fits two cuz it could signify end tackle tackle end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'm not sure when Portis wrote on paper " you can't stop the E T T E blitz" and drew it out? can anyone tell me what he meant by this and why all the reporters laughed at it?Best Portis interview by far Sam Mike Will End Tackle Tackle End (Sam = Strongside LB, Mike = Middle LB, Will = Weakside LB) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 it fits two cuz it could signify end tackle tackle end Yes, needless to say I felt very special :dunce: right after I posted that and then thought about it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsD Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 That was the funniest one yet - the bit about underwear practices had me rolling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVA2Tampa Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Portis is one strange puppy...just the way I like him! GO SKINS!!! CRUSH THE BUCS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff*RedskinsReview Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I salute you, Portis, for making this one very special team, one great season. This team has personality, not the usual penchant for losing games. Gotta get the team DVD when it comes out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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