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This was not the entire article.....You forgot to mention that they overturned the 1st Cowboy game from last year because of they decided that the pass interference early in the game was offensive and the no call pass interference would've been a Redskin game winning Touchdown. In essence giving the Skins a 7-9 record last year and the Cowboys a 5-11 record.

Next time give all of the information and don't leave out the good stuff!

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NEWS BREAK!*

NFL officials have reviewed all the tapes sent by Redskin Head coach Joe Gibbs and have determined that the Redskins are actually undefeated this year. As compensation for the obvious cheating on the part of on field officials, the NFL has declared the Redskins are 16-0 this season and receive an automatic berth in the Super Bowl. The Redskins now become the second team to go undefeated for a seaon and the first to do so because of biased officiating.

Coach Gibbs, however, is not satisfied with this solution to the obvious conspiracy to deny the Redskins their rightful place in NFL history. Gibbs has submitted a proposal to the team owners that would require all touchdowns, fumbles, and controversial calls be reviewed by him on the instant replay screen and his decision will override the referee on the field. He will be allowed to use Defense Department satellites to obtain the angle that will best show his point of view and he will have two weeks to complete the review instead of the now existing 90 second rule.

Sports commentator Joe Theismann stated in an interview with Daniel Snyder that, "This is only fair because Joe Gibbs is God's gift to football and even if his team loses, he should not have that kind of mark on his record. If we do not do something about this officials cheating, Joe will return to NASCAR and then the NFL will have to fold because of lack of interest."

A hearing is scheduled for Friday during which an arbitrator will decide if the proposed rule should go into effect. The hereto unnamed arbitrator has promised to review all the evidence and come out with a decision by Tuesday next.

NEWS BREAK

This just in, your a douche bag.:dallasuck :slap:

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NEWS BREAK!*

NFL officials have reviewed all the tapes sent by Redskin Head coach Joe Gibbs and have determined that the Redskins are actually undefeated this year. As compensation for the obvious cheating on the part of on field officials, the NFL has declared the Redskins are 16-0 this season and receive an automatic berth in the Super Bowl. The Redskins now become the second team to go undefeated for a seaon and the first to do so because of biased officiating.

Coach Gibbs, however, is not satisfied with this solution to the obvious conspiracy to deny the Redskins their rightful place in NFL history. Gibbs has submitted a proposal to the team owners that would require all touchdowns, fumbles, and controversial calls be reviewed by him on the instant replay screen and his decision will override the referee on the field. He will be allowed to use Defense Department satellites to obtain the angle that will best show his point of view and he will have two weeks to complete the review instead of the now existing 90 second rule.

Sports commentator Joe Theismann stated in an interview with Daniel Snyder that, "This is only fair because Joe Gibbs is God's gift to football and even if his team loses, he should not have that kind of mark on his record. If we do not do something about this officials cheating, Joe will return to NASCAR and then the NFL will have to fold because of lack of interest."

A hearing is scheduled for Friday during which an arbitrator will decide if the proposed rule should go into effect. The hereto unnamed arbitrator has promised to review all the evidence and come out with a decision by Tuesday next.

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NEWS BREAK!*

NFL officials have reviewed all the tapes sent by Redskin Head coach Joe Gibbs and have determined that the Redskins are actually undefeated this year. As compensation for the obvious cheating on the part of on field officials, the NFL has declared the Redskins are 16-0 this season and receive an automatic berth in the Super Bowl. The Redskins now become the second team to go undefeated for a seaon and the first to do so because of biased officiating.

Coach Gibbs, however, is not satisfied with this solution to the obvious conspiracy to deny the Redskins their rightful place in NFL history. Gibbs has submitted a proposal to the team owners that would require all touchdowns, fumbles, and controversial calls be reviewed by him on the instant replay screen and his decision will override the referee on the field. He will be allowed to use Defense Department satellites to obtain the angle that will best show his point of view and he will have two weeks to complete the review instead of the now existing 90 second rule.

Sports commentator Joe Theismann stated in an interview with Daniel Snyder that, "This is only fair because Joe Gibbs is God's gift to football and even if his team loses, he should not have that kind of mark on his record. If we do not do something about this officials cheating, Joe will return to NASCAR and then the NFL will have to fold because of lack of interest."

A hearing is scheduled for Friday during which an arbitrator will decide if the proposed rule should go into effect. The hereto unnamed arbitrator has promised to review all the evidence and come out with a decision by Tuesday next.

last time I checked the Skins are 1-0 against the Cow Pies this year.
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Even with those wins every year, your overall record has been worse in that stretch. Keep thumpin your chest maybe somebody will start to care about those games again.
Yep... I believe that YOU don't care about those Cowboys-Redskins games... okay. All you have in the past eon is one 14-13 win and talk about thumping your chest??? But when history, RECENT history is brought up you guys don't care... or NOBODY cares. Try again.
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Yep... I believe that YOU don't care about those Cowboys-Redskins games... okay. All you have in the past eon is one 14-13 win and talk about thumping your chest??? But when history, RECENT history is brought up you guys don't care... or NOBODY cares. Try again.

You lost to a crappy Spurrier led team in the past eon. Try again. :)

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Yep... I believe that YOU don't care about those Cowboys-Redskins games... okay. All you have in the past eon is one 14-13 win and talk about thumping your chest??? But when history, RECENT history is brought up you guys don't care... or NOBODY cares. Try again.

That streak of games DOESN'T MATTER. At the end of the day you guys have just as many playoff appearances and even less wins over that stretch. Nobody really cares about that streak except Cowboy fans because that's about all they have to crow about. The only relevant game out of all those is the one from week two when we embarrassed you on MNF in front of millions of people and the triplets. That loss had to sting. Especially in the fashion it unfolded. Now you can try to come in our house next month and exact revenge, but I doubt you can pull it off. It just aint happenin'.

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