pR0JEkT 21 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Top 10 things a man should never say at Victoria Secrets The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!! No Thanks. Just Sniffing. I'll be in the dressing room going blind. Mom will love this. [highlight]Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?[/highlight] No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. Will you model this for me??? Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret: Does this come in children's sizes? http://www.angelfire.com/wi/goeast/jokes3.html I had to post this for everyone to see, especially #5, maybe that should be at the top of the list! :jk: , ..plus dont say any of these 10 things in front of her especially. For all girls on this board that is the NEW! Demi Bra! http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSBRPBBVBRA&cgnbr=OSBRPBBVBRA&rfnbr=579 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 "Can I try this on" Trust me it happened a few times when I worked there in college! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 11.) can I get the dallas logo in a childrens size? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Victoria Secret: Dallas style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 11.) can I get the dallas logo in a childrens size? :laugh: Nice one that was sooooooooo hilarious oh my god! Thanks I needed that laugh since Im still depressed over sundays loss..thank you..:notworthy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTC 4 LIFE Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I love what they have done at the VS. Now I don't mind taking my GF there anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRONCOBORN Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I like the fact that #5 is "Do you have this with a Dallas cowboys logo on it?" and not "Do you have this with a Denver broncos logo on it?" because I do have a pair of Denver bronco panties, but not made by Victorias Secret! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MasterShake] Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Victoria Secret: Dallas style Are those Leon Letts draws right there? Damn those are huge, Ive never seen those at Victorias before, those must be the new model kind of draws for 2006 coming up huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 ']Are those Leon Letts draws right there? Damn those are huge' date=' Ive never seen those at Victorias before, those must be the new model kind of draws for 2006 coming up huh?[/quote']Only available in Dallas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrocrb96 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I don't see what's so funny about the Dallas Cowboys logo. LLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MasterShake] Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I don't see what's so funny about the Dallas Cowboys logo. LLS! Um, you got to be kidding right? Do you have a sense of humor, if so you would think that is funny, plus what does LLS, mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 ']Um' date=' you got to be kidding right? Do you have a sense of humor, if so you would think that is funny, plus what does LLS, mean?[/quote'] If they dont get it dont try and explain it, too bad on them if they dont get the joke, Im sure other members would get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 You got your numbers backwards. It says the #1 thing and it is # 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 You got your numbers backwards. It says the #1 thing and it is # 10. I know thats just the way it was written it wouldnt let me change it I dunno, I did see that Im not the one who came up with this anyways, thats why there is a link just incase. Your not a person who didnt understand or didnt think it wasnt funny were you? Im talkin about the Dallas Cowboys logo on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 "Can I try this on"Trust me it happened a few times when I worked there in college! :laugh: You didn't happen to work in the Boston area did you? I said that to one of the sales ladies once just to get a rection, her jaw dropped and she was speechless, then I told her I was just kidding. She got a kick out of it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Usually when you count down, you start with number 10 and go to number 1, not the other way around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 :laugh: You didn't happen to work in the Boston area did you? I said that to one of the sales ladies once just to get a rection, her jaw dropped and she was speechless, then I told her I was just kidding. She got a kick out of it though Nope in Charleston SC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I like the fact that #5 is "Do you have this with a Dallas cowboys logo on it?" and not "Do you have this with a Denver broncos logo on it?" because I do have a pair of Denver bronco panties, but not made by Victorias Secret! By chance, did you order them from Sports Section or NFL.com? I've seen them advertised there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wskin44 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 :laugh: You didn't happen to work in the Boston area did you? I said that to one of the sales ladies once just to get a rection, her jaw dropped and she was speechless, then I told her I was just kidding. Sure you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRONCOBORN Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 By chance, did you order them from Sports Section or NFL.com? I've seen them advertised there. Actually I bought them at a football store at the mall in Grand Junction, a town a half an hour away from where I live. Ive never seen the ones that they have on NFL;com yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Think I'll get a pair of these for Huly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 "Spend as much as you want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRONCOBORN Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Think I'll get a pair of these for Huly.... I would wear those, only when the redskins are not playing my broncos though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[BORNAGAIN]] Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Top 10 things a man should never say at Victoria Secrets The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!! No Thanks. Just Sniffing. I'll be in the dressing room going blind. Mom will love this. [highlight]Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?[/highlight] No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. Will you model this for me??? Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret: Does this come in children's sizes? http://www.angelfire.com/wi/goeast/jokes3.html I had to post this for everyone to see, especially #5, maybe that should be at the top of the list! :jk: , ..plus dont say any of these 10 things in front of her especially. For all girls on this board that is the NEW! Demi Bra! http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSBRPBBVBRA&cgnbr=OSBRPBBVBRA&rfnbr=579 Boy am I late! I never even seen this thread before..thats pretty funny. Id have to find some panties with the St. Louis Rams logo on it that would be sweet. Notice how #5 is the Dallas logo not my team because we are better than the boys.Rebecca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 ]']Boy am I late! I never even seen this thread before..thats pretty funny. Id have to find some panties with the St. Louis Rams logo on it that would be sweet. Notice how #5 is the Dallas logo not my team because we are better than the boys.Rebecca I feel dirty just by reading a post from a 15 year old about panties... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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