rick301 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1414089.html?menu=news.quirkies Bit of a fix for bride and best man... Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia. The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets. Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up. Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free. The wedding party in Varazdin, Croatia, continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily Slobodna Dalmacija. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 OWNED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyansRangers Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Justice in its best form... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free. I bet the EMT's who showed up for this call had a good time on the ambulance ride to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 If I was that groom, I would have stuffed every present into MY car then got super drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeySkin Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Wow, that's a powerful... Good Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by Destino OWNED! INDEED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 That awesome........ serves them right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty P For The Pulitzer Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 The poor best man probably got blue balls, in more ways than one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrfriedm Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 :laugh: That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Vet Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Call me naive....but I always thought that the "getting stuck" was a myth..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Did they try a bucket of cold water? Works on dogs. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrfriedm Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by Grumpy Vet Call me naive....but I always thought that the "getting stuck" was a myth..... I thought that it only happened with dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaudry Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Is it just me, or does something about this story not make sense. I mean, physically and all, how do you get "stuck"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Vet Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Yeah....I've heard about dogs.....but I'm trying to visualize and conceptualize how one could be stuck - for some time...... I'm more visual - can anyone prepare a diagram? It would be purely educational.....I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I was with a girl once who had such controll that she could shut that thing up like a vice. I guess theoretically if she had a spasm, and her muscles involuntarilly snapped that thang shut, the guy would be stuck. this does sound too good to be true, but then again truth is stranger than fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyansRangers Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I didnt think a cramp or a spasm could last that long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 That's not a muscle spasm, that's an act of god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I think what we are all trying to say here is.... This thread is worthless without pics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Vet Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 There is a clinical term for this....and it is on http://www.dictionary.com - so I guess it is legit...... I'd post it - but I'm a little concerned it is over the top for this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 give us a hint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Here is the term. Believe it or not I remember it from a High School sex ed. class: vaginismus n : muscular contraction that causes the vagina to close; usually an anxiety reaction before coitus or pelvic examination Mods, If this is TMI...just remove it! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Vet Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Good for your RJ - I was too much of a wuss.....I'm so careful and conservative on this board....unless I'm three sheets to the wind while watching a Skins game and we are losing..... ....those times are the times that I more than likely run the risk of being given "weekly breaks" and judgement is not my strong suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 aaw man i bet that was something :drool: tizite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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