twa Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Still sound like BS to me,I have had experience with someone with the ability to constrict to the point of pain ,but no way hung up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamSneed36 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 wow thats messed up and hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by dreamingwolf I was with a girl once who had such controll that she could shut that thing up like a vice. I guess theoretically if she had a spasm, and her muscles involuntarilly snapped that thang shut, the guy would be stuck. this does sound too good to be true, but then again truth is stranger than fiction. hey man, you got a number for this girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Vet Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 funny.....no responses from the fairer sexed people on this board......Perhaps "they" know something we don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by Johnny Punani hey man, you got a number for this girl? :pimp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty P For The Pulitzer Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Johnny wants to kill that punani! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Grumpy Vet Good for your RJ - I was too much of a wuss.....I'm so careful and conservative on this board....unless I'm three sheets to the wind while watching a Skins game and we are losing..... ....those times are the times that I more than likely run the risk of being given "weekly breaks" and judgement is not my strong suit. I figured since it was a medical term that I was OK. I strangely only remember these type of facts from Sex Ed. Class...perhaps between that and my Screen name, I may have an obsession with this subject...:laugh: I stay away from the game threads when I am home watching a game. I don't want to be banned either. The night of the Dallas loss after Christmas. I found it was best to walk around my neighborhood in freezing temp's as opposed to going to the boards. I might have been banned forever if I started posting..:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I'm Croatian. What does that have to do with this thread? Absolutely nothing... but it's not often I get news from the motherland. :laugh: Of course, it's usually about wars or this when there is news :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 OMG!!! WOW!!!! I just can't find the right adjective to describe this. If she is wound so tight that she couldn't relax after getting caught in the act, I have to feel sorry for this fella. Whatever they gave her, he better get a couple of take home doses!! What if their kids walk in on them and she locks up. Talk about being traumatized for life!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Hog Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I think this gives new meaning to the term "best man". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaudry Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by stevenaa OMG!!! WOW!!!! I just can't find the right adjective to describe this. If she is wound so tight that she couldn't relax after getting caught in the act, I have to feel sorry for this fella. Whatever they gave her, he better get a couple of take home doses!! What if their kids walk in on them and she locks up. Talk about being traumatized for life!! Ummm.... I don't expect that he is planning on taking her home and having kids after he just caught her nailing his best man in the toilet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
>>Spearhead>> Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Holy keegle muscles, buttman!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 DOH!!! Don't even ask me how I missed the Best Man part of the story. That'll teach me to be surfing and working at the same time. No wonder she clenched up tight as a drum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Fatty P For The Pulitzer Johnny wants to kill that punani! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I never thought it was that big of a deal. :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by rick301 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1414089.html?menu=news.quirkies Bit of a fix for bride and best man... Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia. The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets. Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up. Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free. The wedding party in Varazdin, Croatia, continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily Slobodna Dalmacija. :doh: I'd do the same thing if I were the groom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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