mhd24 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 "• It probably isn't the career boost that will catapult him into upper management, but a big-time Tip Sheet thank you to Charles Newsome, the assistant manager of the Sprint cell phone store on 18th Street in Washington, D.C. After yours truly carelessly left his cell phone on top of a Delta ticket kiosk in Atlanta on Monday evening, Newsome hooked me up with a new one and quickly reactivated my number on Tuesday morning. Charles was a real lifesaver. And to the jerk who took my original phone, and opted not to turn it in to the lost and found office in Atlanta, well, I hope you have a great time with that $99 piece of junk that is now inactive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 I bet he ate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forbeskin Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 For some reason that just hurt my head reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurent Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Sure, it's inactive but he still has access to all the numbers stored on the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Someone must've had something good to eat near him and he lost his concentration (and cell phone). I can just imagine his giant carcass being led through the air by his nose, following the fumes of a delicious pie like in the old cartoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Vet Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Nice job Andyman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Anybody want to find a nice place to eat, check Lenny P's phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 He prob sat on it and it's lodged in the crack of his fat arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eparadox Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 He left it on his stomach for 5 minutes, and now it's buried under a newly formed roll of fat. Considering he has no friends or associates, the phone has not rung and alerted him to its position in the great abyss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 OK, I confess. I got his number from an inside source. When I found out it was a picture phone, I sent him an image of a lemon meringue pie, knowing that he'd swallow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominatingDonkeys Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Mr. Newsome must not be a Redskins fan. Pastabelly would get no service from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Dave Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 It was Remlik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Originally posted by laurent Sure, it's inactive but he still has access to all the numbers stored on the phone. Somebody will never have a problem finding the numbers for: Red Lobster Dairy Queen Arby's Taco Bell And any all you can eat buffet in North America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaSkin Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 bhayesp - Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 I hate people like Lenny who don't take responsibility for their actions. HE left the phone and yet tries to call someone else a "jerk". Almost like it is that person's fault he had to get a new phone. Lenny, what the hell are you complaining about? We all know you just expensed the new phone anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 I have to agree with you there WB36 The only jerk here is Lenny P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeythetapeworm Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Originally posted by Grumpy Vet Nice job Andyman. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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