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Jabbyrwock

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  1. Not even remotely surprised. Tonight was Gordon Ramsay storming into the kitchen to fix whats wrong versus a Karen calling the waiter over to the booth and patronizingly explaining why she wants to talk to the manager.
  2. In my defence there's a cat in my lap, and another one on the remote.
  3. You can see she knows she's gone over the top on the drama, but cant pull up.
  4. Johnson's gonna develop a neck injury at this rate. Also...can someone explain to me how any voter looks at MTG and thinks "yea, the founders would be proud".
  5. Johnson looks like an elementary school kid squirming around up there.
  6. Wearing a ball cap in the house chamber...just lost the middle school teacher vote.
  7. Dudes name was "Rick"...just "Dick" in denial. Never trust a Rick.
  8. You shouldnt touch the steering wheel when your in the passenger seat...and tell ur mom to slow down.
  9. At some point Elon Musk is going to rip off a mask and we'll find out he was Dan Snyder all along.
  10. He's so busy! Do ya think he's gonna have to delay infrastructure week?
  11. I just thought of a great advertisement for motorboats.
  12. Not so much advice about women, just advice in general: running your fingers through a woman's hair at work is just begging for a sexual harassment visit from HR. Generally speaking leave flirting and such out of the workplace if you don't want to find ur way down the corporate chute rather than climbing the corporate ladder. As for the rest...even if she wasn't married, it sounds like a typical "friend zoning". Sorry.
  13. "Fox News viewer" and "thinking" don't often find themselves in close proximity.
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