TradeTheBeal!

Woke up this morning and placed a bet against Coach Izzo, cause I’m an idiot.

Going to a ballgame in Korea and getting a giant bucket of fried shrimp looks like a real fun time.

VCU had some fun last night.

Hey now!!

About 40 years ago, when we grew up out in the sticks…faraway from the acres of gleaming Miatas and the attendant 5 star hotel accommodations I enjoy in the 21st century, one of our “barn kitties” decided to uncork a litter in my bedroom closet…which was amazing! BUT, after a few weeks the youngsters started rolling out of the closet at sunrise and jumping all over me in bed doing wild-ass kitten stuff. On the 3rd/4th morning , a pair started going at it on the pillow just above my head and a back leg claw took a chunk right outta my cornea….HURT LIKE HELL! Quick trip to the Opthalmologist and a few days in an eyepatch and I was right as rain. It sucked tho.

Oh look! A couple of pasty suburban nerds with Corgi legs that happen to be experts on “dunking”. Stick to telling folks about the time you banked in 5 straight FTs on the 9-foot rim in your brother-in-law’s driveway.

New Crowes is super strong. A very pleasant surprise!

I must bend the knee. Cincinasti is a true FAT BOY MECCA.

Youre not signed up for the @Voice_of_Reason FAT BOY HOTLINE??

The only thing better than a versatile FAT BOY, is a budget versatile FAT BOY.

I have 5 year old nieces and nephews that are better liars than this.

My captain!

Remember Paul’s $15k ostrich jacket???

I’ll probably have a little ketamine when the March Mazda statement drops. #alittleslow

Tyson is gonna get completely wrecked.

Shouldnt be much more than a couple benjis. Check your local reputable salvage yard if you really wanna save a little dough on parts.

The auto industry really does a “bloodbath” every 15-20 years. Gotta thin the herd, dontcha know! But, Trump uses gory terms like “bloodbath” as a descriptor because he’s the leader of a quasi-religious, neo-confederate death cult and his followers harbor a profound desire to embark on a state-sponsored murder spree on his behalf. So, all of yall are correct in a way.

Fields saw that Darnold the Destroyer was coming to Minnesota to dominate and flexed a trade outside the division. Savvy move.

Do not click. TOO HEAVY!

The Irish are insufferable.