Califan007 The Constipated

"This is going to annoy Trump so expect another Truth Social rant." I may be in the minority, but causing Trump to post another Truth Social rant isn't much of a motivator for me to do something lol...

Are those Obama's daughters with the Bush daughters?

Hate to be that guy, but the part in bold is not true. What little video footage they had of any of the cheerleaders naked was a normal part of "behind the scenes" videotaping, and of course nudity never gets included in the behind-the-scenes clips in videos that go out to the public...and the cheerleaders usually know ahead of time that this videotaping will be occurring. What Snyder allegedly did, was request an edited compilation of the video that from all reports consisted a lot of close-ups of boobs and the groin area that were still clothed, not nude. And the close-ups were done in editing, not during the videotaping. I do think that whatever nude footage that happened to get filmed was also added to that compilation, and the cheerleaders had no idea a compilation video was being made...that's the part without their knowledge, not the videotaping itself. Nothing in their contract stated the footage of them would be used in that way (obviously lol). I'm a stickler on this because I have a ton of experience in this arena, except it's with photos during photo shoots and not video during videotaping.

Did Comer just say the "Merrick Garland impeachment"? lol...Did he already forget who they impeached?

Ok, final verdict: the original Road House was an incredibly stupid movie lol... Maybe if I first watched it when I was 15 I'd have loved it. But as an adult, it's dumb as ****. It went downhill from my last edit...holy hell, did it ever. I think I broke a record for the number of times I said "ffs." Nobody should care if there's a remake of this movie. What I liked: - Swayze's Dalton was pretty enjoyable to watch for the first 30 minutes. - A number of lesser characters did a good job acting (Red, the dude who rented the room to Dalton, a few others) - There were a number of memorable and quotable lines throughout the movie. - Sam Elliot's always clutch, no matter what movie he's in. What made it suck: - There was a fist fight about every 9 minutes lol...and NONE of them were riveting, exciting, or exhilarating. None were choreographed especially well. After like the fourth fight, it was almost boring to see yet another fight about to break out. They actually had one of the bad guys do a ****ing back flip onto the stage during one fight!! lol...I busted out laughing at that one, and not in a good way. And I didn't see anything about Dalton during these fights that was especially brutal or bad-ass or...well, anything. He didn't really do anything that set him apart as the best of the best or anything like that. Well, except for the throat thing lol...which was pretty dumb imo. And on that thought... - The movie had Dalton literally rip a guy's throat out lol!!...I busted out laughing and said out loud "He did NOT just rip that guy's throat out...no way" and the watched it again. I mean, I'm all for suspending disbelief, but it's pretty much impossible to rip someone's throat out...that comes across as a teenage boy's fantasy about fights, and much of this movie is firmly anchored in teenage boy fantasies. - The movie could have removed the doctor character completely and it would have improved the movie tremendously...she added zero to the storyline. Nothing, nada...just a contrived love story because conventional movie wisdom says the good looking protagonist must have a love interest. Would have preferred they replaced her scenes with more scenes of Sam Elliot's character. - Logic just got flushed down the toilet early, and it never came back lol...biggest example: after the main villain dude calls Dalton and tells him to pick which person dies, the doc or Dalton's friend, shortly after he hangs up on Dalton his friend comes into the bar bloody and beaten. So what does the movie have Dalton do? He says "I have to find the doc"...um, hello? Call her, you stupid ****!! lol...wouldn't it make far more sense to quickly call where she works and tell her about the threat to her life instead of trying to "find" her? But, oh, it gets worse lol...once he does find her, does he tell her that the villain dude threatened to kill her? Noooooo.....instead he says "Pack your things, we're out of here." Then--THEN--instead of maybe now telling her that her life is in danger and that's why they need to leave, Dalton just grabs her and starts forcing her to leave lol. THEN, instead of (again) telling her that someone threatened to kill her, he only says "The man is crazy." That's it. I mean, just ****ing tell her the villain dude said he's gonna kill her!! I dunno, maybe she'd leave with you, then? lol...Jeebus. - Speaking of which, why did Wade (I think that was his name) go to the bar after being beat up? Did they drop him off at the bar after beating him up? Plus, I thought Wade left town already. As well as, the villain dude just threatened to kill Wade...and Dalton, instead of keeping him close by and safe, tells Wade to stay at the empty bar...alone...and have a beer lol. Dude had been ****ed up badly by your enemies who said they may kill him...might be a good idea to take him with you when you're going to the hospital to find the doctor you're dating. Wade even wanted to go with him!! But no..."stay here and have a beer." A convenient way to move the plot along. I'm sorry, that's just lazy writing. - Seemed pretty much like the only reason any females were in the movie was to be eye candy. Yes, there was the waitress who more or less disappeared completely 30 minutes into the movie, and of course the doctor...but the overwhelming majority of the women in the movie didn't even have lines. After awhile, it felt as if this was just the director casting whatever woman he found attractive and shot scenes where they had to take off their tops. If I were 15 I probably wouldn't have cared lol...yay, boobies. But as a grown-ass adult it just came across as if these women really wanted to be in a movie and the director took advantage of that. It took me out of the movie. - I'm sorry, but Jeff Healey didn't need to be featured so much...or at all. - Everyone had a knife, nobody had a gun. Well, almost nobody...throatless dude had a gun that--for some reason--he decided not to use immediately after taking it out of his ankle holster. But during those first 97 fight scenes I kept thinking "You mean to tell me NONE of these guys carries a gun? Is this town in Vermont or something?" - Speaking of which (again lol), why the **** didn't they just kill Dalton? Could have picked him off easily at any time during the movie. Instead the villain dude blows up a business, blows up a house, destroys another business, then threatens to kill either Dalton's friend or Dalton's girlfriend--then follows through and kills his friend. They won't kill Dalton, but they'll kill his friend? WT actual F? I felt like Scott from Austin Powers telling Dr. Evil "I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow Dalton's brains out!" lol...or maybe more like Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad: "Excuse me, fellas, but if a mosquito is buzzing around you, you don't go gunning for the mosquito's friend." I'm halfway tempted to watch the remake, but something tells me it won't be any better. I will say again, the first 30 minutes almost had me sold on it turning out to be a better than expected film. Didn't work out that way, though.

I just started watching the original Road House like I said I would awhile back. I'm about 15 minutes into the movie...yeah lol. I think I needed to be 15 the first time I saw this in order to get the most out of it. I'm gonna assume it gets better, though. EDIT: Ok, 30 minutes in....it's MUCH better now lol. Dialogue is actually pretty well-written and well delivered--the back and forth with the guy who rented him the room in his barn(?) was full of memorable lines. I'm also on board with Swayze's Dalton. There's still enough cheese to clog several arteries lol...but I'm willing to keep watching.

Ain't nobody bad like me...

I never drink beer to get drunk, and no, I've never been drunk from beer.

Between you and China, I'm having flashbacks to my freshman year in college in Muncie, Indiana lol...

Trump's speech writer? Oh, lawd...please don't tell me you get drunk off of Boone's Farm lol...

So a little over half the amount that regular wine has lol...you could take a swig of Robitussin and get a bigger kick than from Boones Farm.

I get that (I live in Ohio lol), but Brown has been winning in this dead red state for years, so it's far from a lost cause...

Strawberry Boones Farm is a slightly weaker version of cherry Kool-Aid lol...

After looking at her photos on Instagram, there's no way she's making $6K per day simply because she's doing slap shots lol...

MAGA Twitter is going bonkers over AOC saying "RICO is not a crime" right now lol...they are trying to roast her intelligence over it, and making claims that her statement proves Trump didn't commit any crimes in Georgia. My guess is that Trump will also post the same stuff sometime today. The fact that she's right sails straight over their heads lol...

Reader notes have been updated...if true, it deflates the criticism aimed at Stefanik:

The same Ohio that voted overwhelmingly to make abortion legal in all cases, then voted overwhelmingly to stop the GOP from changing the requirements to add amendments to the state's Constitution. Brown also has a +11 favorability rating (as of Feb) while Moreno has a -7 favorability rating. Stay hopeful...👍

- If you're a bank, why would you give a half a billion dollar loan to anyone who was recently found guilty of committing fraud when getting bank loans? - The Trump "brand"--which the tangarine toehead kept saying is worth far, far more than the real estate holdings--has taken a tremendous nosedive. - He's publicly stating that he doesn't have anywhere close to the money he needs and would have to have a fire sale on the properties he owns just to get the money...he's further tanking their value, because any bank or company that uses his real estate holdings as collateral would absolutely take that into consideration as well. - Chances are high that his appeal will go nowhere, even if he did raise the money. I don't think accurately determining the correct value of his real estate holdings plays too much of a role in those 30 companies' decisions to reject Trump.

I'm not sure I agree with the "not be divided" part...

I''m going to hell, aren't I lol...😐