Califan007 The Constipated

Timecrimes (2007) Pretty decent mind**** movie about some mid-40s guy who (I guess) is moving into a new house with his wife, and spends time with his binoculars looking into the wooded area outside his backyard. One time he sees a young, pretty female standing alone in the woods who starts to take off her clothes. When his wife leaves to go pick up some food, he decides to go see what this young woman's story is about (actually just wants to see her boobs up close, I assume lol), and goes into the woods to see if he can find her. Once he does find her, the movie goes into all sorts of twists and turns up until the very last frame. There was one twist that had me going "Oh, come on"...once the movie was over I went back and re-watched the scene that "twist" was referring to...and damn if it wasn't JUST as the twist described it lol :yes:...so I had to give it props for that. It's a foreign movie (from Spain, I think??) so I'd recommend getting the subtitled version over the dubbed version, although once you get passed the voices not quiiiiite matching up with the way the actors look, the dubbed version is fine, too. One word of advice: do NOT see the trailer for this movie, as it's not very well done and gives away damn near the entire plot.

The Saran Wrap scene.....blech lol... :paranoid:

Take Shelter (2011) Family man in the mid-west starts having visions and dreams of a devastating, apocalyptic storm approaching. He increasingly becomes convinced it's really going to happen--especially after he starts having creepy dreams--and starts building a storm shelter out back. His wife, family and friends all think he's having a mental breakdown, and are concerned because his mother was diagnosed with a mental illness around the same age that he is now and they're afraid he's going down the same path. He seeks counseling, talks with his mother who is hospitalized, all in an attempt to get a grasp on what he keeps experiencing. Pretty good movie, REALLY good acting :yes:...you may or may not like the ending (I think I did), it starts up conversations afterwards--I'm sure there are discussion groups about the movie online. Does a decent job of the "Is he crazy or is it really happening?" vibe... I5U4TtYpKIc

Here you go lol: ---------- Post added January-24th-2012 at 11:28 PM ---------- Nah, just a sloppy but quick magic wand to select and delete the green field and a paint bucket for the background after using Pantone colors :thumbsup:...

Why, does it look difficult to do? 90 seconds, tops. :yes:

That's because you're thinking only of metallic gold...there are other shades of gold than that. Yellow: Gold: Which one is the uniform color closest to?

It definitely does :yes:...I now have malware on my computer and it's pissing me off.

Then ol' Ronnie must be hung like a freakin' horse...did you see how thick that wall is? lol

And this sculpture park in Korea starts off innocently enough... Then the sculptures start to get more, um, "adult" in nature lol...(links are slightly NSFW) "Adult" sculpture 1 "Adult" sculpture 2 "Adult" sculpture 3 "Adult" sculpture 4 "Adult" sculpture 5 "Adult" sculpture 6 "Adult" sculpture 7 "Adult" sculpture 8

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**** YOU, DALLAS!! ...but thank you, jerruh jones lol :cool:

Yep, exactly :yes:... And actually, if we end up going 5-1 in the division and beat the Bucs...well, we'd still need a LOT of help lol...but at least we'd be in better position.

I know, but not only do we have to keep winning, they have to start losing lol...either the Packers or the Bears can only go 3-3 the rest of the way, and now the Saints and Bucs can only go 3-3 the rest of the way as well. That's a lot of winning teams suddenly going downhill. We probably have a better chance of winning the division than making it in as a wildcard (not that I think we have a good chance of winning the division, mind you). All the teams that were ahead of us either won or are winning this weekend...Bears, Packers, Saints, Bucs, and either the Eagles or Giants.

It will absolutely take at LEAST 10 wins to make the playoffs this year, which is why I'm not really bothering to wonder or worry about the Skins postseason possibilities right now.

They did, sir lol :yes:... The only people who say Cowboys fans don't care about the Skins are Cowboys fans who are trying to pump themselves up or who are trying to push the buttons of Skins fans lol...

More... "I want a shutout guys. Come on defense, continue what you've been doing." "hold the phones...a quick score could make things really interesting...." "4th and long.......stop right here... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" "Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "You gotta be kidding me!?!?!?!?" "Nervous....................." "2 much time left" "Can they go 80 yds?" (...then, the bomb to Santana...) "I'm Sick!" "I don't beleive this" "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo" "Ok, I'm dead." "oh my goddddddddddd thats unbelievable" "This is horrible." "sigh, now for the rest of the season all we'll we hearing is "roy is santana's b1tch"" "we lose when Emmitt breaks the all time record, now when the triplets go into the Ring...." Abosolutley sick to my stomache...I think we took the skins to lightley" ~ anonymous Cowboys fans during the Skins 14-13 comeback win in the "Monday Night Miracle" game. ********** "is it my imagination or are the Redskins playing with 12 guys on every play..." "we're going to get swept by the pathetic washington redskins... never saw that coming. Biggest surprise of 2005 we get knocked out of the playoff hunt by the skinds.." "And all of Redskin nation is having a good laugh as we watch the pathetic effort by our team. Cowboys = PWNED" "The Redskins are kicking our teeth in." "oh god...i thought this couldn't get worse" "This is horrific." "And we thought the extremeskins formum members were delusional. I think we are." ~ anonymous Cowboys fans during the 35-7 beat-down by the Redskins, 2005 ********** “missssssssssssssssssssssss please" “Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!” “im sooooo sick right now” “I'm going to puke.” “My heart has stopped and I am dead.........” “Unbelievable that we cannot even block for the GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL ATTEMPT. Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (and apparently they couldn't hold for a game winning field goal attempt either that year lol ) “is there a team and fans you hate more in the NFL than the Redskins??” “I'm going to have an accidental overdose!” ~ anonymous Cowboys fans during the wild finish of the Redskins' 22-19 victory in the "Hand Of God" game

I'll throw this onto the pile: ~ anonymous Redskins fan on Cowboyszone.com, June, 2005 ~ anonymous Cowboys fan in response...

:applause:...any Dallas fan (or occasional Redskins fan) who dares diminish this rivalry with the asinine viewpoint that the rivalry doesn't matter anymore should read this thread and then hide their heads in shame. As someone who lived through damn near every stinkin' one of those quotes and experienced what caused those words in real-time, this thread brings back a TON of memories...and blasts a bazooka-sized hole into the notion that the only reason the Redskins hate the Cowboys is because we're "jealous" lol ... :point2sky :logo:

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If you think "fine" in the context of a preseason game using your 4th string QB and primarily nothing but back ups and camp fodder is the same as "fine" in the context of a regular season game with a full roster of starters on the field, then...well, all my assumptions about you are true lol :cool:.

Back ups holding starters to 6 points should qualify as "fine" in a preseason game.

Huh! Not bad lol :thumbsup:

The House Of Hunter sounds better lol :thumbsup:

The hottie in the black top that goes up to shake his hand in the beginning of the video...she sneaks a look at his johnson as she walks away lol. No matter how small it is, they're always gonna want to look at it. :yes: