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I'd be ornery too if my name was 50 letters.

Predicting what a jury is going to do before the defense has even started is a bit presumptuous. Keep it medium, folks.

It’s AI.

Speaker Johnson just learned how to box out his right flank and all he has to do is bring legislation to the floor that Dems like from time to time. Moderate GOPers have just wrestled control of the conference from the MAGA crazies. The House GOP conference is still largely viewed as completely dysfunctional. Ukraine got the aid it desperately needs, a government shutdown was avoided last month, Hakeem Jeffries has Johnson totally outclassed. That is the best the Dems can ask for while they are in the minority, and I don't buy anything said on a Matt Gaetz podcast or whatever the **** that was that moderate GOPers are going to resign. Most of the stuff happening on Capital Hill right now is pretty good for Dems, they should do whatever they need to do to maintain the status quo. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/04/22/house-republicans-infighting-foreign-aid/ House Republican infighting getting worse after foreign aid vote

When I make mashed potatoes at home, they are about 60-65% potatoes.

“We should play tequila pong.” That night ended in jail.

What a ****ing game. Just getting home. 4 year olds and extra innings dont mix.

Yea, that poor uber, and my kids, are definitely getting farted up.

Yea my plan is to have 6 or 7 beers at the ballpark this afternoon and hopefully sleep on the Uber ride home.

I woke up at 330am after a solid 4 hours of sleep.

Jury nullification isn’t a mistrial. It’s an acquittal.

Right, my biggest fear is jury nullification. https://www.findlaw.com/criminal/criminal-procedure/jury-nullification.html#:~:text=Jury nullification occurs when jurors,be punished under unjust laws.

KEEP THAT **** TO YOURSELF UNTIL AFTER YOU RENDER THE GUILTY VERDICT. CMON PEOPLE.

Can someone summarize it? Even if he's about to kick the bucket, I still don't want to give him my click.

I want so badly for that kid to be an all=time great and be on the Butkus and Bednarik watch lists and generally have to be talked about by Kirk Herbstreit.

"Tastes like cardboard, bread crust [and] spite."

You don’t want to know.

Chalk board material. Zero capitals made ESPN's list of top 50 players in the NHL playoffs. None even got honorable mention. https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/39962487/nhl-playoffs-2024-stanley-cup-ranking-players-mcdavid-matthews-mackinnon

If I were to fire this up tonight, what is the first thing I should do?

JUST PAY THEM A ****ING SALARY.

An hour long video of pre-teens talking? No thank you.

Is......Is MTG making fun of how ****ing stupid MTG is?