Dan T.

Can someone explain the toy car one on the prior page?

This girl pulled one over on her mom:

Trump spokesman Steven Cheung

Another good one... not mine: Laura Trump

You had “very cheep” RIGHT THERE and you passed. That tells me it’s finally over.

Saw this today...

We should fry everyone who hatched these puns.

Following this team for the last 20 years there are NEVER enough beer breaks.

Oh there are a bunch of idiotic conspiracies out there. - "It was a terror attack." But the ship sent out a Mayday. "That was just a cover. They weren't trying to kill people, just disrupt the supply chain." - Another one involves Angela Chao, sister of Elaine Chao and sister-in-law of Mitch McConnell, who died in a Tesla accident recently. "She was CEO of the Foremost Group, company that owns the container ship." No, her company was Synergy Marine Group. "She was killed in a mysterious accident 6 days ago to cover something up." It was 6 weeks ago. "There are no coincidence." Um, yes there are. This gave me a chuckle:

This reads like someone told early-stage AI to write a conspiracy theory.

Joey Slye's kickoffs resulted in a touchback 88.9% of the time in 2023. And of the 11.1% (8 kicks) that weren't touchbacks, I'm pretty sure all but one were onside kick attempts or squibs. Overall, the entire league had a grand total of 3 kickoff returns for TDs in 2023. Kickoffs became a perfect time to go get another beer out of the fridge.

^^^ Re; Eric Galko's tweet above... the new kick returner should have more of a punt returner's skills - lateral elusiveness, quick darting direction change, start/stop/change...

You are correct... From an ESPN article: In the event a team wants to attempt an onside kick, it will have to inform officials of its intent and would then be allowed to use the NFL's traditional formation. No surprise onside kicks will be allowed. NFL owners approve massive revamp to kickoff play - ESPN

Bang Tweeted a comment that I thought was on-the-money. I'll paraphrase: The league is trying to reinvigorate what has become a boring play in the game, all while keeping player safety at the forefront. This is a change that does both. They are trying to incentivize runbacks under the new, presumably safer format.

The kick-off has become the second most boring play in the NFL next to the extra point. And so the league is trying to change that by adopting a new kickoff rule modeled after the XFL. NFL Kickoff Rule Proposal | NFL Football Operations Kickers will kick off from their own 35-yard line. The 10 other players from the kicking team will line up on the opposing team’s 40-yard line. The receiving team will have at least nine players line up in the "setup zone" between the 35- and 30-yard lines. Two returners will be stationed in a landing zone, from the 20-yard line to the goal line. No players (except the kicker and returners) can move until the ball is received by a returner. Returners can return the football wherever it lands. A touchback at the 20-yard line would occur if the ball touches the ground or player in the landing zone, rolls beyond the goal line and downed in the end zone. A touchback could occur at the 30-yard line if the ball goes out of bounds behind the receiving team’s goal line, if it strikes the goalpost, or lands at or beyond the goal line and downed in the end zone. For it? Against it? Will it kill the onsides kick?

BTW, **** Fox News.

Yeah, apparently the ship put out a Mayday signal, giving officials a bit of time to limit vehicular traffic on the bridge.

Now there are reports that Diddy’s private jet has left the U.S.