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My wife's credit card was recently stolen.

I haven't reported it yet, because the thief is spending less than my wife :doh:

LMAO!

:notworthy

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Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.

Lots of things taste better when you're pickled. Including alcohol.

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Does a bear **** in the woods and wipe it's ass with a fuzzy white rabbit?

LOL

:laugh:

the rabbit bit totally caught me off guard!

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how is it that so many people are able to spend so much time on this site while at work. Why would someone pay you for that?

It's the same reason the place is full of Republicans. They're all idle rich, getting fat off of the sweat of the subjugated masses.

Them, and us welfare Liberals.

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It's the same reason the place is full of Republicans. They're all idle rich, getting fat off of the sweat of the subjugated masses.

Them, and us welfare Liberals.

Larry, you just broke the rule.

;)

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It's the same reason the place is full of Republicans. They're all idle rich, getting fat off of the sweat of the subjugated masses.

Them, and us welfare Liberals.

NO POLITICS OR RELIGIONS. Now you've cursed the whole stinking thread. :)

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i could go for a turkey and cheese sandwich

Let's go! Double T's is an AWESOME diner with any food you want, lots of it, homemade Greek food, and good service. (FYI)

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Let's go! Double T's is an AWESOME diner with any food you want, lots of it, homemade Greek food, and good service. (FYI)

Double T is the best... the only problem is every time I go they convince me to eat more and more.

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Double T is the best... the only problem is every time I go they convince me to eat more and more.

Serially. But unlike some, I will eat leftovers. :D Even french fries. I ain't right.

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If you quote somebody else's post, is that really a random thought?

Deep thoughts by honorary_hog.............

Makes me think of:

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy......

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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If you quote somebody else's post, is that really a random thought?

those were responses to my random thought :doh:. but here's one,

I'm hungry, is there any cheese in the fridge?

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Deep thoughts by honorary_hog.............

Makes me think of:

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy......

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

That was my favorite part of SNL.

My favorite was...

When you think about it, boxing is a lot like ballet. Only there's no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

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That was my favorite part of SNL.

My favorite was...

When you think about it, boxing is a lot like ballet. Only there's no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

Yeah, me too. That and the Church Lady.

How 'bout this one:

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

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Irony = Stuck at work with a crappy TV signal, trying to watch the Winter Olympics. Sadly, I can hardly see what's going on because of the "snow."

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