denverdan Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 http://www.startribune.com/stories/510/5396655.html Last update: May 11, 2005 at 6:55 AM Vikings: Onterrio Smith caught with kit to foil drug tests Kevin Seifert, Star Tribune May 11, 2005 VIKE0511 Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was detained last month at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport after police found paraphernalia later identified as a kit used to circumvent drug tests. Smith was neither arrested nor charged, but as of Tuesday it was unclear whether the incident will affect his status in the NFL's confidential substance-abuse program. Smith acknowledged to airport police that he was carrying dried urine, along with a device called "The Original Whizzinator" and a bottle of pills labeled "Cleansing Formula." He told police the kit was "for making a clean urine test," according to the police report, and said he was taking the materials to his cousin. Smith was suspended four games last season after testing positive for marijuana, his second "strike" in the league's program. A third "strike" would result in a yearlong suspension. An attempt to substitute a urine specimen qualifies as a positive test, but NFL spokesman Greg Aiello did not immediately know Tuesday whether possession of a masking device fits that criteria. Onterrio SmithAnn HeisenfeltAssociated PressSmith could not be reached for comment. His agents -- Michael Sullivan, Doug Hendrickson and Jeff Sperbeck -- declined to comment. Vikings coach Mike Tice said he was unaware of the incident and had no comment. According to the police report, a bag Smith was carrying set off security alarms before an April 21 flight. The alarms later were traced to a tube of toothpaste. During the search, a Transportation Security Administration officer found "six or seven" vials of white powder in a clear bag, according to the report. Airport police were called to the scene and began inspecting the materials in a private room. A sample from one of the vials tested negative for cocaine and opiates. Smith was then led into the room and identified the powder as dried urine. He also acknowledged the presence of a Whizzinator. Smith was allowed to leave after questioning. The $150 device includes a prosthetic penis attached to a jockstrap and plastic bag. Using a syringe, the user fills the bag with a precisely measured amount of water blended with the urine powder to create a clean sample. When the user takes a drug test in front of an observer, the water is released through the prosthetic with a valve (the instructions recommend the user cough to hide the sound of the valve unsnapping). On its website, manufacturers of The Original Whizzinator market the instrument as an "undetectable,"foolproof" and "re-usable" urinating device. Like other professional sports leagues, the NFL administers random drug tests to players. According to Aiello, the NFL's testing guidelines include having the player take his shirt off and pull his pants down below his knees in front of an observer. Smith, 24, was kicked off the University of Tennessee football team in 2000 for marijuana use and finished his college career at Oregon. Scouts considered him one of the top running backs available in the 2003 draft, but questions about his past drug use and character dropped him to the fourth round. He rushed for 579 yards as a rookie and led the Vikings last season with 544 yards. Barring another suspension, Smith is expected to compete with Michael Bennett and Mewelde Moore for the starting job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 crap, he's on my team in a keeper league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 In related news, Smith revealed a newfound interest in Oriental medicine, and hoped to study herbal homeopathic medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 He also acknowledged the presence of a Whizzinator. easily one of my favorite quotes of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Smith acknowledged to airport police that he was carrying dried urine, along with a device called "The Original Whizzinator" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I can see Billy Mays trying to hock this product already... Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 "During the search, a Transportation Security Administration officer found "six or seven" vials of white powder in a clear bag, according to the report. Airport police were called to the scene and began inspecting the materials in a private room. A sample from one of the vials tested negative for cocaine and opiates. Smith was then led into the room and identified the powder as dried urine." I sure hope those cops didnt do like all the cops do in the movies when they find bags of white substance on people and give it the quick taste test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 This has to be one of the dumbest guys ever. He already screwed himself in the draft in 2003 and has been suspended already but he still insists on smoking weed. I wonder how many millions of dollars it has already cost him but at the rate he is going he might just miss a season soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 I feel a future Bang cartoon coming on......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by TC4 I feel a future Bang cartoon coming on......... what a catty love triangle between him, ricky williams, and the talking joint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrfriedm Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 What an idiot!!! And they actually pay this idiot millions of dollars? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo21 Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 :doh: NWS!!!!!! http://www.whizzinator.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by dreamingwolf what a catty love triangle between him, ricky williams, and the talking joint? Of the three I'd be willing to bet the talking joint wins the braincell contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrfriedm Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by dreamingwolf "During the search, a Transportation Security Administration officer found "six or seven" vials of white powder in a clear bag, according to the report. Airport police were called to the scene and began inspecting the materials in a private room. A sample from one of the vials tested negative for cocaine and opiates. Smith was then led into the room and identified the powder as dried urine." I sure hope those cops didnt do like all the cops do in the movies when they find bags of white substance on people and give it the quick taste test. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drex Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 This guy better get his act together or he's gonna be on the scrapheap of NFL has beens or never were's, very shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denverdan Posted May 11, 2005 Author Share Posted May 11, 2005 The whizzinator for her. http://gonumber1.com/her.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denverdan Posted May 11, 2005 Author Share Posted May 11, 2005 Onterrio Smith living proof that the whizzinater is neither FOOLproof or undetectable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingtiger1013 Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by ntotoro :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I can see Billy Mays trying to hock this product already... Nick Billy Mays here for The Whizzinater!!! Act now and we'll send you a free 16 oz can of OxyClean. Just a scoopful and your test will be sparkling white!:laugh: Good one, Nick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Gut Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Smith acknowledged to airport police that he was carrying dried urine, along with a device called "The Original Whizzinator" and a bottle of pills labeled "Cleansing Formula." He told police the kit was "for making a clean urine test," according to the police report, and said he was taking the materials to his cousin. :laugh: I've used that before, and it's deffinately fool proof. Too bad the inspectors thought it was cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 This is NOT a joke. Its from the Minneapolis Tribune Last update: May 11, 2005 at 6:55 AM Vikings: Onterrio Smith caught with kit to foil drug tests Kevin Seifert, Star Tribune May 11, 2005 VIKE0511 Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was detained last month at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport after police found paraphernalia later identified as a kit used to circumvent drug tests. Smith was neither arrested nor charged, but as of Tuesday it was unclear whether the incident will affect his status in the NFL's confidential substance-abuse program. Smith acknowledged to airport police that he was carrying dried urine, along with a device called "The Original Whizzinator" and a bottle of pills labeled "Cleansing Formula." He told police the kit was "for making a clean urine test," according to the police report, and said he was taking the materials to his cousin. Smith was suspended four games last season after testing positive for marijuana, his second "strike" in the league's program. A third "strike" would result in a yearlong suspension. An attempt to substitute a urine specimen qualifies as a positive test, but NFL spokesman Greg Aiello did not immediately know Tuesday whether possession of a masking device fits that criteria. Smith could not be reached for comment. His agents -- Michael Sullivan, Doug Hendrickson and Jeff Sperbeck -- declined to comment. Vikings coach Mike Tice said he was unaware of the incident and had no comment. According to the police report, a bag Smith was carrying set off security alarms before an April 21 flight. The alarms later were traced to a tube of toothpaste. | During the search, a Transportation Security Administration officer found "six or seven" vials of white powder in a clear bag, according to the report. Airport police were called to the scene and began inspecting the materials in a private room. A sample from one of the vials tested negative for cocaine and opiates. Smith was then led into the room and identified the powder as dried urine. He also acknowledged the presence of a Whizzinator. Smith was allowed to leave after questioning. The $150 device includes a prosthetic penis attached to a jockstrap and plastic bag. Using a syringe, the user fills the bag with a precisely measured amount of water blended with the urine powder to create a clean sample. When the user takes a drug test in front of an observer, the water is released through the prosthetic with a valve (the instructions recommend the user cough to hide the sound of the valve unsnapping). | On its website, manufacturers of The Original Whizzinator market the instrument as an "undetectable,"foolproof" and "re-usable" urinating device. Like other professional sports leagues, the NFL administers random drug tests to players. According to Aiello, the NFL's testing guidelines include having the player take his shirt off and pull his pants down below his knees in front of an observer. | Smith, 24, was kicked off the University of Tennessee football team in 2000 for marijuana use and finished his college career at Oregon. Scouts considered him one of the top running backs available in the 2003 draft, but questions about his past drug use and character dropped him to the fourth round. He rushed for 579 yards as a rookie and led the Vikings last season with 544 yards. Barring another suspension, Smith is expected to compete with Michael Bennett and Mewelde Moore for the starting job. Kevin Seifert is at kseifert@startribune.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101908 DOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Sorry, I looked up and down and didnt see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by Bufford http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101908 DOH! Originally posted by Mickalino Sorry, I looked up and down and didnt see it uh oh...time for a super-duper penis merge...uh, wait a minute, that doesn't sound good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocono Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Oh Boy I'm gonna be rich....I called Kraft Foods about offering the Cheese Whizzinator. Woman could use it to put cheese on stuff and when it's empty they can use it themselves if there's no man around. It's tasty and functional and pleasurable and ecologically responsible because it helps out the recycling effort. The only problem is they all ready offer Big Beefy Franks with cheese inside but they're definitely considering it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jschlesi Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 I like the colors they come in. Especially "LATINO" color. Thats too funny. word is he will be suspended for the year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 This is the story of the year! The Whizzinator! Priceless! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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