HOF44 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Andy Reid had put together the perfect Eagles team, missing only a stud quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, even the Canadian and European leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer to guarantee a Super Bowl win. One night he was watching a war-zone scene in Iraq on TV. In the background of one shot, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another grenade 75 yards, pitching it right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another into a car passing at 90 mph. BULL'S-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" Reid shouted. "He's got the perfect arm!" He finds him and brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. The Eagles go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Iraqi is hailed as a great hero, and when Reid asks him what he wants, he says he wants to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman snaps. "You deserted us. You are not my son!" " You don't understand, Mother," the QB pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. The elections are a joke... your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week - and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, then tearfully adds, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Philadelphia!" Bob HOF44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 :laugh: That's funny. I was prepared to give you a tongue-lashing for the direction his joke was going, but that was funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 HAHAHA, thats a good one, though, sadly it was posted earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. S HAHAHA, thats a good one, though, sadly it was posted earlier. Well, sometimes, having things recirculate isn't so bad. Not everyone has the chance to see everything that passes thru here the first or second time. I hadn't seen this until just now, so, even tho it "sadly" had been posted earlier, I appreciate the recirculation of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 :laugh: :laugh: Good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDiplomat Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 :laugh: I like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNatsFan Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Originally posted by CowboyzSuckAzz Well, sometimes, having things recirculate isn't so bad. Not everyone has the chance to see everything that passes thru here the first or second time. I hadn't seen this until just now, so, even tho it "sadly" had been posted earlier, I appreciate the recirculation of it. Me too. And speaking for myself, not everyone can remember everything they read the last few months or even earlier today for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Originally posted by SkinsNatsFan Me too. And speaking for myself, not everyone can remember everything they read the last few months or even earlier today for that matter. :laugh: No doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsForLife260 Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 thats preety funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 "At least we got there......." (to quote a BANG cartoon). I knew this joke couldn't be real when I read that the Eagles actually won the Superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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