The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Cowboys | Carter is Garbage- posted at KFFL (http://nfl.kffl.com) 7:14 PT: The Dallas Morning News reports Dallas Cowboys head coach Dave Campo said QB Quincy Carter still throws like a girl. Campo is confident Carter can be one of the league’s top female quarterbacks. Carter showed up to mini camp in a short pink skirt and was sexually assaulted by new team member Roy Williams. When asked what he was doing, Williams replied "that Quincy sure is cute!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Smoot - That may my favorite of all your posts. Clever! :laugh: I'd be VERY careful, though. Our admin friends are slapping those "special icons" left and right, but I couldn't imagine them punishing you for such a cute dig at the 'pokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted April 27, 2002 Author Share Posted April 27, 2002 They can change my name. They can change my icon, but they will NEVER change smoot21! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Prank posts that indicate some false news about the Redskins are being broken over our knees and thoroughly punished. Prank posts that call Dallas QBs girls, well, that is a category we're just not comfortable punishing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted April 27, 2002 Author Share Posted April 27, 2002 I knew you would like that one Art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 I prefer Smooty Tang. Funny post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince62 Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 smooty....you just climbed a rung on the ok ladder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Originally posted by Smoot21 Cowboys | Carter is Garbage- posted at KFFL (http://nfl.kffl.com) 7:14 PT: The Dallas Morning News reports Dallas Cowboys head coach Dave Campo said QB Quincy Carter still throws like a girl. Campo is confident Carter can be one of the league’s top female quarterbacks. Carter showed up to mini camp in a short pink skirt and was sexually assaulted by new team member Roy Williams. When asked what he was doing, Williams replied "that Quincy sure is cute!" Hey, Sillysmoot****, I couldn't find that post over at kffl.com. ...... the only one i could find was this one. Cowboys | Carter’s Still the Top QB - posted at KFFL (http://nfl.kffl.com) 7:14 PT: The Dallas Morning News reports Dallas Cowboys head coach Dave Campo said QB Quincy Carter will be his starter this year. Campo is confident Carter can be one of the league’s top QBs. And now back to your regularly scheduled programming...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Wait a minute... Are we SURE that this is a prank post? There's nothing in there that really seems too implausible. Maybe we should give Smooty the benefit of the doubt. I, for one, congratulate Smoot on a fine piece of investigative journalism, pending confirmation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CounterTre Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 very nice Smoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptown Skins Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Like Chris Tucker said in Friday........ "That's my dawg, That's my dawg!!" Good one Smoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 LOL smoot! :rofl: That was good! Ken- .......no....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat_Boy Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 I gotta admit Smoot. I have been VERY critical of your type of smack. But that will be a classic man. Job WELL DONE. :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 I think young smoot there managed to get the unedited report. I think what ken showed there is the obvious edited version. Gotta be quick these days Ken. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbieac Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 Cowboys | Carter is Garbage- posted at KFFL (http://nfl.kffl.com) 7:14 PT: Updating an earlier story, The Dallas Morning News reports that even though Quincy Carter showed up to practice in a pink dress, the Dallas Cowboys will still sweep the Washington Redskins for the 11th straight time this season. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny [giants] state of mind Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 poot21...... you got so much smack againt the cowboys yet they beat your overpriced team 10 times in a row! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novato Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 Oh boy Robbieac, you're in for a treat once smooty finds out your a cow... fan. Fasten your girdle you're in for a ride. Enjoy it:evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted April 28, 2002 Author Share Posted April 28, 2002 New York State of Mind: I don't know who you think you are. You come here for no apparent reason other to show us that you have no better than a third grade education. Your team is the laughing stock of the entire league with the Strahan/Tiki "I like it in the ***" Barber offseason soap opera. You have yeat to sign a free agent worth mentioning and you continue to lose you core of sub par players. Inside sources have told me that Jim Fassell has guarenteed that your team will finish last in the NFC East. Kerry Collins? That drunk redneck isnt worthy of a Redskins fans assesment so we will stop it here right now. GIANTS LOSSES LB Jessie Armstead (Redskins) S Sam Garnes (Jets) QB Jason Garrett (released) CB Dave Thomas (released) RB Joe Montgomery (Panthers) OT Lomas Brown (retired) PK Morten Andersen (Chiefs) TE Brady McDonnell (Bills) LB Jack Golden (Bucs) WR Joe Jurevicius (Bucs) OL Ron Stone (49ers) FB Greg Comella (Titans) TE Howard Cross (retired) GIANTS AQUSITIONS So whe your team loses 6 starters and gains zero players, then takes a tight end in the first round, you have no right to come on a Redskins only board and talk **** like your team just won the Super Bowl. You were 7-9 last year be-otch. Remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 #1 - gay state of mind has just been whored by smoot21 #2 - the cowboys only beat us 9 times in a row a$$hole. #3 - when you post here, have your facts straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangman55 Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 I`m trying to diagnose your problem ny [giants] state of mind well I can`t seem to figure it out. I know your not suffering from paranoia! Because it`s not paranoia if your team really sucks the big 14 incher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtlCB Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 Cowboys | Carter is Garbage- posted at KFFL (http://nfl.kffl.com) 7:14 PT: The Dallas Morning News reports Dallas Cowboys head coach Dave Campo said QB Quincy Carter still throws like a girl. Campo is confident Carter can be one of the league’s top female quarterbacks. Carter showed up to mini camp in a short pink skirt and was sexually assaulted by new team member Roy Williams. When asked what he was doing, Williams replied "that Quincy sure is cute!" If this post is true, then your team got whipped by a female QB last season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtlCB Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 #2 - the cowboys only beat us 9 times in a row a$$hole. Not to worry. It'll be 10 times in a row on Thanksgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted April 28, 2002 Author Share Posted April 28, 2002 ATTENTION EXTREMESKINS MEMBERS WE HAVE A YOKEL ALERT IN SECTOR SEVEN A yokel has been spoted wandering this board. Please use caution, this yokel appears to be a yokel from the Texas area. He is armed with a third grade education and a can of Skoal. BEWARE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 Hey Smoot, is that "Snuff", or "Long cut" Skoal? It can make a big difference when dealing with FBIB’s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted April 28, 2002 Author Share Posted April 28, 2002 Is there any doubt? LONG CUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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