geezings81 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I went to eat some kabobs the other day and on my way out, I grabed one of those free arab newspapers cause there might be some pretty girls inside...but anyways... I saw an ad that caught my eye. The only thing in english said "Laser vaginal rejuvenation" and "make designer vagina." I found it pretty interesting. Anybody heard of this or experienced a laser rejuvenated vagina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 Nobody know? Maybe I have to change the title of the thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 are you interested in getting this done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygo Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 What the heck would that be, anyway? Reconstructed pseudo-virginity or something?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I shudder to think what would show up if I type Laser and Vagina into Google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenmdixon Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I am not gonna even say a word here. I just post the facts, sirs. Be kind to the newsbearer. First hit from a search on yahoo.com - check out the description of the site, and there's your answer. Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Center of Los Angeles, The specializing in repairing vaginal relaxation, as well as performing cosmetic laser surgery (vaginal rejuvenation). Category: California > Beverly Hills > Reproductive Health > Clinics and Practices www.drmatlock.com/ edited to say, uh, I ain't all that interested in reading up on this, you know? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by Bufford are you interested in getting this done? I don't need to. That's why I have you around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Interesting, the web address is "Dr. Matlock". Does Andy Griffith have anything to do with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 I thought it was interesting. I've never seen this ad in any english papers, so I was thinking it might be a arab thing or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betty32 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by jenmdixon as well as performing cosmetic laser surgery (vaginal rejuvenation). [/i] So I guess this will be the COLLEGE graduation gift, to go with the new boobs....:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aREDSKIN Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 It's called hymen reattachment. The claim is that one can be "revirginized" with this surgery. From the NY Post: May 2, 2004 -- Luciana, a 24-year-old Queens newlywed, found herself in a panic as the days ticked down to her January wedding - she desperately needed to get her virginity back. Her fiancé, who like Luciana comes from a strict Latina family, had no idea his bride-to-be had lost her virginity at 16 with a previous boyfriend. "Before we were married, he asked me constantly, 'Are you a virgin?' and I said yes every time - the lie just grew and grew," Luciana, who wanted her last name to remain anonymous, told The Post. "He thought I was respectable, and he's old-fashioned. I felt so much regret that I lost my virginity before I was married - I wanted it back." So, Luciana joined what is becoming a fast-growing trend in New York, particularly in Latin American communities - she visited a medical clinic in Queens that specializes in "re-virginization." For $2,000, women undergo a two-hour procedure at the Ridgewood Health and Beauty Center that reattaches the hymen and lets them pass for virgins again. "When I do this surgery, nobody would ever be able to tell the woman wasn't a virgin," gynecologist Louis Palma said. "In some societies, virginity is a prize, so I basically make them a virgin again in an hour." Esmerelda Vanegas, president of the Ridgewood Center, said the procedure - known as hymenoplasty - is a common procedure in South America and the Middle East, and is starting to become a big business in America. "It's like a little white lie, but you do it for love," Vanegas said. "Some people think I'm from outer space to be doing this, but in some places losing your virginity is compared to death - you can't get it back, ever." Vanegas said the American mentality is very different and that most gynecologists here won't perform the surgery. "They just don't understand why it would be necessary," she said. "But there is a huge demand." Vanegas said she had hired several South American plastic surgeons, like Palma, who is from Ecuador, because many of her clients are Latin American girls trying to fool their parents and fiancés into thinking they are still virgins. Luciana, an office manager in Queens, said she was scared walking into the clinic last October to have the procedure, and had considered coming clean about her sexual history and even ending the relationship with her husband-to-be. Three months after being "re-virginized," she had sex with her husband on the first night of her honeymoon in Punta Cana. "It hurt even more than originally losing my virginity," she said. "My husband had no idea because all the stuff happened again that happens when you really are a virgin." Luciana says despite the pangs of guilt, she will never tell her husband the truth. "My worst fear in life is him finding out. I should have gotten married in red. I'm a little devil," she said. "I'll take this to my grave." The Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute in Greenwich, Conn., also performs the surgery - but with a laser instead of stitching. http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/23491.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenmdixon Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I sincerely hope that Luciana doesn't have anything that can be transmitted to her husband. What a way to start a marriage - with lies. Lovely. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey66 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by geezings81 Nobody know? Maybe I have to change the title of the thread... I like the title of this thread...:whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by jenmdixon I sincerely hope that Luciana doesn't have anything that can be transmitted to her husband. What a way to start a marriage - with lies. Lovely. :doh: I'm sure the husband isn't a virgin, so oh well...he get's what he gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 One more thing to add to my list of things to do in life. Find a women with this operation done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Yeah aREDSKIN, I saw a story on 20/20 on ABC last year about that too A lot of Third World brides are looking into that kind of thing too, necause of the dishonor that they would suffer if it was known they are not still virgins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kilmer17 I shudder to think what would show up if I type Laser and Vagina into Google. That is EXACTLY what I was thinking....well ok my thoughts had more curse words and sarcasm but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I am truly beginning to wonder about some of you guys. Last week a thread inquiring about gynocologists. Now this. I am truly beginning to wonder. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by Blondie I am truly beginning to wonder about some of you guys. Last week a thread inquiring about gynocologists. Now this. I am truly beginning to wonder. Blondie and you should... Muwhahahahaha.... Sigh. Thanks for keeping it out of the gutter, JP. Om Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey66 Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by Johnny 'Luscious' Punani and you should... Muwhahahahaha.... that pic :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 I hear there is a also doctor in Alabama that specializes in testicle rejuvenation. It’s the perfect gift for college professors and other sensitive ponytail types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggmatic Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 testicle rejuvenation Instead of that, what about forgetting the whole vasectomy bit and going with... Neuticles!!! http://www.neuticles.com/ Check the "feel good" opening animation with sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Hmm ... somewhere in all of this is a potentially interesting "news" story about a medical procedure I'm sure most of us didn't know about. But there's also the very real possibility that it was posted less for scientific or social edification purposes, and more just for plain old "nudge-nudge-wink-wink, hey look I said vagina on the internet purposes." Be interesting to watch which directions it goes ... Hint, hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by aREDSKIN It's called hymen reattachment. The claim is that one can be "revirginized" with this surgery. From the NY Post: May 2, 2004 -- Luciana, a 24-year-old Queens newlywed, found herself in a panic as the days ticked down to her January wedding - she desperately needed to get her virginity back. Her fiancé, who like Luciana comes from a strict Latina family, had no idea his bride-to-be had lost her virginity at 16 with a previous boyfriend. "Before we were married, he asked me constantly, 'Are you a virgin?' and I said yes every time - the lie just grew and grew," Luciana, who wanted her last name to remain anonymous, told The Post. "He thought I was respectable, and he's old-fashioned. I felt so much regret that I lost my virginity before I was married - I wanted it back." This marriage is sure to last :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by Om Hmm ... somewhere in all of this is a potentially interesting "news" story about a medical procedure I'm sure most of us didn't know about. But there's also the very real possibility that it was posted less for scientific or social edification purposes, and more just for plain old "nudge-nudge-wink-wink, hey look I said vagina on the internet purposes." Be interesting to watch which directions it goes ... Hint, hint. VAGINA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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